EP. 580: Air Bud Never Dunked

This Week on the Show: 🐾 The Great Air Bud Lie: Did he actually dunk? Spoiler: No. 🎬 Ed Explains a Movie: Ed gives a play-by-play recap of Air Bud, complete with dog courtrooms, clown breakdowns, inexplicable basketball tryouts, and a subplot involving a clown dying of AIDS (??). 💩 Brian’s Colonoscopy Countdown: Brian bravely preps for his colonoscopy on-air while debating whether it’s safe to drink the laxative during the episode. 🎺 Trombone Trauma: Why being forced into band instead of basketball is child abuse. 🐶 Pet Hygiene Crimes: Giving a dog a bubble bath and then brushing its teeth with your mom’s toothbrush. 🧼 Mr. Noodle's Dark Arc: From Elmo's World to murderous birthday clown with a vendetta. 🏀 Basketball Realism Breakdown: Why middle school hoops has never, ever worked like this—coach firings, dog mascots scoring points, and the dreaded invisible ball practice. 🧒 Movie Tropes Ripped Apart: Dead test pilot dads, janitors who used to be Knicks players, and the magical law of “let the dog choose.” 🎖️ Lakers Talk: The Dodgers’ billionaire ownership takes over the Lakers, and Brian is ready to declare the LeBron era over. 🧢 Fashion Disasters: Eric Christmas and 1990s clownwear. 📺 Mandela Effect: Why you swear you saw Air Bud dunk, and why it never happened. 📌 Highlights & Callbacks: “He dunked on the poster. I saw him dunk.” “Golden Retrievers shed like a son of a bitch.” “There’s no rule a dog can’t play basketball—but there’s no rule against bayoneting someone either.” “The Lakers are back—Rob Pelinka and his leather jacket are not.” “He scored two points. The whole movie. And they made a franchise.” 🎧 Listen If You Like: R-rated MST3K for 90s kids movies Comedy meets sports nostalgia A grown man's colonoscopy journey Dogs, clowns, and basketball (in that order) Shitting jokes and solid satire 💬 Listener Call to Action: Love the show? Support us on Patreon for bonus content every week. Got a hot take or memory about Air Bud? Email or call us—we might play it on the air. 🎧 Subscribe, rate & review on Apple Podcasts! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.