Ep 6: No Crocs, No Poop & Airline Rage | Hold My Baby

This episode starts with smiling anger (the most dangerous kind), detours into crying on airplanes, and somehow lands squarely on **why Crocs are ruining society**, why airline seating should come with photos, and why **your child is absolutely not allowed to poop in our house**.Erik and Kira cover:Crying on planes over movies you thought were harmlessWhy airlines should let you preview seatmatesPassive-aggressive airplane survival strategiesPajamas, presentation, and parenting standardsSleepovers, pull-ups, and crimes against plumbingIf you’ve ever said *“not in this house”* — congratulations, you’re one of us.---#holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #crocs #airportcomedy #parentingboundaries #millennialparents  #comedypodcast---If this episode made you laugh, gasp, or aggressively agree:👍 Like the episode💬 Comment with your own *“not in this house”* rule🔔 Subscribe so we can keep saying the quiet parts out loud📤 Share this with a parent who lets their kid wear CrocsWe’re not saying we’re right — We’re just saying we’re consistent.---