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EPISODE · Feb 27, 2019 · 1H 12M

EP 6 - Was Matt Damon just cast as Professor Xavier???

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Before we get blasted for this, the episode is about how click bait fake news is running rampant about all our favorite comic book movies. So for people who might get bent out of shape, we figured people would obviously realize it's a troll... but I guess not. 🙄   1st 5 Minutes of Nonsense: Is Matt Damon the new…..? #MattDamonIsProfessorXaxier #MattDamonIsXavier Of course not, these click bait articles have GOT TO STOP. 2:00 New Mutants Delayed again, possibly released on Hulu instead. https://screenrant.com/new-mutants-delayed-hulu-release/ 3:00 90’s Disney 4:10 Vince wants to see Xmen in Space! 4:45 Quantum Realm activates the X gene? 6:10 The amount of fake news on X-men casting is ridiculous. Nick Jonas wants to be Batman? Kevin Smith says Tom Cruise would be a good Wolverine? Gal Gadot in the MCU Who do you see as Wolverine? Jason Statham is wolverine? 11:15 Michael Keaton would be awesome as an old Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie! He made Spiderman Homecoming https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/?ref_=nv_sr_1 11:49 A younger Joseph Gordon Levitt would’ve been a great Batman Beyond. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/?ref_=nv_sr_1 12:32 GI Joe was pretty forgettable… 14:51 The first transformers movie was the best one because the transformers were good and the decepticons were bad. 16:36 Jay Chow also would have been an excelled Batman Beyond. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1727100/?ref_=nv_sr_1 17:09 Josh didn’t like Green Hornet. But didn’t want the Batman 66 feel in the movie either. 17:36 Loving on Michael Keaton’s characters. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/?ref_=nv_sr_1 18:51 If you’ve never seen Lego Batman, GO SEE IT. 19:55 If it hadn’t been for Heath Ledger’s Joker, Nolan’s Batman wouldn’t have been held as high as it is. 20:45 Rod’s Pet Peeves: Recasting 21:11 Rod and Josh would have loved to see Terrance Howard as War Machine. Don’t get us wrong, Don Cheadle is amazing. Edward Norton as Hulk in the same way. 22:47 Vince shares his love for Dawsons Creek… or maybe just Katie Holmes But One Tree Hill too. 24:33 Fringe, I love Fringe. But do you really love Fringe? 25:26 Wizard Magazine from the 90’s and their picks at who will be cast as the X-men. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_(magazine) Patrick Stewart as Xavier was always the choice https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001772/?ref_=nv_sr_1 27:06 We will never know the real stories on why people were or weren’t picked. Just like David Karadeen was picked over Bruce Lee for the TV show “Kung Fu” 30:02 Eartha Kit was the best Catwoman. 31:00 Kevin Smith talks about how Bat Girl got him going when he’d see her in the intro of Batman 66 32:49 Agents of Shield got us excited with their intro changes. Such a good show ____________________________________________________ 34:47 Wizard’s who should have played Bishop in the 90s? Wizard says Michael Dorn who was Warf on Star Trek the Next Generation! https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000373/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 35:42 Bishop and non main characters in Days of Future Past were all very forgettable. . 36:06 Idris Elba as 007? https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0252961/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 38:16 Who should have played Colossus in the 90s? 39:10 Dolph Lundren is still awesome. Dolph shines in Aquaman and Universal Soldier https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/ 42:30 Did you like Daniel Cudmore as Colossus? https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1214436/?ref_=tt_cl_t14 42:43 Colossus in Deadpool 2 is the best We like it at least a little campy 44:37 Colossus in the X-men arcade was the best, Dazzler was a close second If you have one, Josh will buy it from you. Much to his wife’s shagrin. “X-men welcome… TO DIE!!!!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1YXOBgMoHk ____________________________________________________ 44:56 Who should have played Cyclops in the 90s? Michael Biehn https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000299/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Tom Selleck was too old to play Cyclops https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000633/?ref_=nv_sr_1 47:07 James Marsden is a great actor, they just wrote cyclops character as a d=bag. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/?ref_=nv_sr_3 47:35 Bryan Singer takes Marsden for Superman Returns https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001741/?ref_=nv_sr_1 47:44 Josh “goes there” about Bryan Singer https://www.vox.com/latest-news/2019/1/23/18194224/bryan-singer-sexual-assault-underage-boys ____________________________________________________ 48:57 Who should have played Storm in the 90s? Rod says Grace Jones https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Jones Wizard says Iman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iman_(model) 50:30 Buzzfeed thought Halle Berry’s Storm was a great choice. 51:37 Actors usually hate acting on green screen. ____________________________________________________ 52:04 Who should have played Gambit in the 90s? Wizard says Jean Claude Van Damme https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/ We have a brief tangent about accents... 54:53 Fox chose Taylor Kitsch for Gambit in Wolverine X-men Origins https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2018237/ Rod forgot Gambit exists in the Xmen movies X-men the animated series cements our idea of each character in our minds. 56:21 Josh is happy they killed that Fox Gambit movie 57:07 Vince’s favorite Channing Tatum movie is Logan Lucky https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5439796/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 57:53 Who should have played Jean Grey in the 90s? Famke Jansen was 100% a great choice like Hugh & Stewart https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Giant Size X-men again… Rod says Elizabeth Berkley https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000924/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Wizard says Nicole Kidman https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000173/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:00:59 Who should have played Psylocke in the 90s? Olivia Munn was great, but didn’t do crap with her https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1601397/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Wizard chose Tia Carrere https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000119/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:01:42 Who should have played Cable in the 90s? Josh Brolin was great, but his size isn’t there. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000982/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Wizard picked Clint Eastwood https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:03:06 Who should have played Magneto in the 90s? Rod says Christopher Lambert https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000483/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Wizard says Rutger Hauer https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000442/?ref_=tt_cl_t2 ____________________________________________________ 1:05:12 Who should have played Sabertooth in the 90s? Wizard Clancy Brown https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000317/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:05:55 Emma Frost aka The White Queen Wizard says Rebecca De Mornay https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000360/?ref_=nv_sr_1 January Jones was great, blame the screenwriters https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005064/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:07:16 Who Should Have played Juggernaut in the 90s? Rod says Arnold pr Bam Bigalo Wizard says the wrestler Vader…??? ____________________________________________________ 1:08:37 Who should have played Wolverine? Wizard says Glen Danzig….. Lol https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200752/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ____________________________________________________ 1:09:51 Random endings, craziness… but do you really like Fringe? 1:11:37 Goodbyes and socials

Before we get blasted for this, the episode is about how click bait fake news is running rampant about all our favorite comic book movies. So for people who might get bent out of shape, we figured people would obviously realize it's a troll... but I guess not. 🙄   1st 5 Minutes of Nonsense:Is Matt Damon the new…..? #MattDamonIsProfessorXaxier #MattDamonIsXavierOf course not, these click bait articles have GOT TO STOP. 2:00 New Mutants Delayed again, possibly released on Hulu instead.https://screenrant.com/new-mutants-delayed-hulu-release/ 3:00 90’s Disney 4:10 Vince wants to see Xmen in Space! 4:45 Quantum Realm activates the X gene? 6:10 The amount of fake news on X-men casting is ridiculous. Nick Jonas wants to be Batman?Kevin Smith says Tom Cruise would be a good Wolverine?Gal Gadot in the MCUWho do you see as Wolverine?Jason Statham is wolverine? 11:15 Michael Keaton would be awesome as an old Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie!He made Spiderman Homecominghttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/?ref_=nv_sr_1 11:49 A younger Joseph Gordon Levitt would’ve been a great Batman Beyond.https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/?ref_=nv_sr_1 12:32 GI Joe was pretty forgettable… 14:51 The first transformers movie was the best one because the transformers were good and the decepticons were bad. 16:36 Jay Chow also would have been an excelled Batman Beyond.https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1727100/?ref_=nv_sr_1 17:09 Josh didn’t like Green Hornet. But didn’t want the Batman 66 feel in the movie either. 17:36 Loving on Michael Keaton’s characters.https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/?ref_=nv_sr_1 18:51 If you’ve never seen Lego Batman, GO SEE IT. 19:55 If it hadn’t been for Heath Ledger’s Joker, Nolan’s Batman wouldn’t have been held as high as it is. 20:45 Rod’s Pet Peeves: Recasting 21:11 Rod and Josh would have loved to see Terrance Howard as War Machine. Don’t get us wrong, Don Cheadle is amazing. Edward Norton as Hulk in the same way. 22:47 Vince shares his love for Dawsons Creek… or maybe just Katie HolmesBut One Tree Hill too. 24:33 Fringe, I love Fringe. But do you really love Fringe? 25:26 Wizard Magazine from the 90’s and their picks at who will be cast as the X-men.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_(magazine)Patrick Stewart as Xavier was always the choicehttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001772/?ref_=nv_sr_1 27:06 We will never know the real stories on why people were or weren’t picked. Just like David Karadeen was picked over Bruce Lee for the TV show “Kung Fu” 30:02 Eartha Kit was the best Catwoman. 31:00 Kevin Smith talks about how Bat Girl got him going when he’d see her in the intro of Batman 66 32:49 Agents of Shield got us excited with their intro changes.Such a good show____________________________________________________ 34:47 Wizard’s who should have played Bishop in the 90s? Wizard says Michael Dorn who was Warf on Star Trek the Next Generation!https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000373/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 35:42 Bishop and non main characters in Days of Future Past were all very forgettable..36:06 Idris Elba as 007?https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0252961/?ref_=nv_sr_1____________________________________________________ 38:16 Who should have played Colossus in the 90s? 39:10 Dolph Lundren is still awesome.Dolph shines in Aquaman and Universal Soldierhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/ 42:30 Did you like Daniel Cudmore as Colossus?https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1214436/?ref_=tt_cl_t14 42:43 Colossus in Deadpool 2 is the bestWe like it at least a little campy 44:37 Colossus in the X-men arcade was the best, Dazzler was a close secondIf you have one, Josh will buy it from you. Much to his wife’s shagrin.“X-men welcome… TO DIE!!!!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1YXOBgMoHk____________________________________________________ 44:56 Who should have played Cyclops in the 90s?Michael Biehnhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000299/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Tom Selleck was too old to play Cyclopshttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000633/?ref_=nv_sr_1 47:07 James M

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