Ep. 60 - This CPAP is Full of Snot - 07/14/2025

With Viktor out and both hosts barely holding it together physically, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (Maddawg) team up for a very low-sodium, high-chaos episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Sick, sniffly, and surviving on caffeine and trauma, the duo dive into a mix of listener confessions, horrifying pranks, and the shocking revelation that Las Vegas is opening an Uno-themed casino experience (because the world is ending, clearly).In this one, you’ll get:CPAP horror stories and the logistics of sneezing into sleep apnea gearA full roast of everyone who tapes their mouths shut while sleepingMaddie’s rundown of the many movies she’s never seen (ET, John Wick, Titanic… even Lord of the Rings is too long, bro)A deep dive into a disturbing “human skin teddy bear prank” and the TMZ slideshow titled “Babes and Bears” that followedFlashbacks to the terrifying elf doll “Roland” from Classy 97's Christmas tradition (with a surprise costume idea for Russell Storms)Maddie’s one-year workaversary reflection (and Peaches reminding her she’s still basically an infant)Why middle schoolers are chaos goblins and why no one retires from radio unless they die mid-showAlso discussed:The ethics of gambling with UnoWhether Peaches would accept a birthday sash delivered by droneUnwashed rice confessionsWhich board games could destroy your soul and savings in a Vegas setting (Monopoly, we’re looking at you)The legend of “The S***ty Flute” Titanic memeIt’s a fever-dream of germs, jokes, and generational whiplash—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.