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M. And so now that we have passed episode 60 and contrary to popular expectations we are not retiring the show, sorry, but much like LK has won, we shall continue to pursue our agenda irrespective of public opinion pragmatism or order of the Supreme Court. Pretty much. And as always we will begin by introducing ourselves with random personal facts.
So I'm speaking and I dislike both tea and coffee. I'm stuck and so when I was like everybody had double on the first day of school. My parents had to bribe me with a KitKat to stay in school and I liked it so much that by the time I ended the first week I was part of a gang called, I kid you not the teachers and dub the three of us are rowdy's. I think at some point during the week I was emboldened enough to stand up on stage and when I say stage I mean like the table or something and I think I almost had my VV out.
Wow. If anyone from LKG, Asian school, Bering, and 1986 is listening. Yes. You know what I was doing in 1986?
I was getting from engineering. And if I did have my VV out it would have been for alternately. It would be a completely different table than the fact. Anyway, I'm the rain and my fact is that I like very, very innocently forget it's a standard thing.
I forget to zip my fly. And Mrs. who is who has an eager life for these things she's taken to asking me now is that hope or oversight. So then I wish she was oversight and put my fly in.
Hope or oversight. No, no, we'll see it. We'll take it on the fly. I should tell her that.
Is that an over-sick thing? So almost every morning she'll tell me hope or oversight and I'll just say I'm going to take it on the fly. A lot of VV oriented facts today. So, and then we'll be probably in velocity of...
Yeah. So for one of the most popular or should I say infamous segments is the Profundity of the Week. And for this one, it's this doozy. Okay.
It has beautiful lines. That's part of the Profundity. We can't upload a lot. We can't download time.
Google can't give all the answers in life. So just log into reality and like the status of life. Good morning. Let us go.
Plus absolute batshit cookie for soon. Yeah, I know. I mean, let's let's for a moment just accept the premise of this bizarre technology. I mean, that's the only way we can make sense of this.
If you were to discard it straight up, then we're losing out on a lot of serious profundity here. So the only thing is I have a problem with the logical flow of this. Okay. Firstly, the first line itself.
Why would I want to upload any luck to anywhere? I want to keep on luck with me. That is the first premise. And these kind of logical inconsistencies that ruin the chance of what's up forward from becoming mainstream epistemological thinking.
Also I have been used as deeply. I have been used as accents. I have been used as accents. I've been used as accents.
I'm not going to be a famous book called the history of Western philosophy. Right. Because I'm curious that I feel so noble. So I used to carry all these books and read them in the hope that you know I would sound intellectual in some day.
Some little girl would be impressed and say, hey man, you're so intellectual. Let's like make love. And then later after I got married, my wife told me that if I had to pencress those books instead of reading them, I might have been a character. And then there's no hope.
You don't listen to this show. Just to be clear, my couch is always available for you. Anyway, and coming back to this, the forward, why bother if Google can't give all the answers to life? Like we all know that the answer to the ultimate question of life wasn't everything is of course 42.
What is the real problem faced by the world? Is the question that leads to this answer? The visual of this just adds to the bizarness of the profanity. Okay, the zuzu type character flashing a thumbs up and wearing a t-shirt reading top fit.
Does that mean that t-shirt fits well or what does it mean? Something deeper? I mean, I'm sure, I mean, there are so many layers of this to be decoded. I'm definitely sure it's something deeper.
But the final part of the forward is really nice. It's like, I really like it. I think that's what makes this come for the cut of the profanity of the vehicle. It says, log into reality and like the status of your life.
It's very realistic. You can call about how life is going. So you just hit like and carry on. I'd love to see a part two of this, which has more updated things.
Like put the Snapchat filter of life for... Snapchat filter over the bad experience. 2017, 2017. This is a very nice try, but it's very good in types.
Pinterest, now. Now, you don't even need to hit like, you have so many other emoticons. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
So all that. So now that you've been overcome. And I don't think this can be complete without a line saying, I'd like to add it to my professional network on LinkedIn. I think that's awesome actually.
It came on the way. All the New Yorker cartoons, every New Yorker. For those of you who don't know what Narn is talking about, this website or something, where basically every New Yorker cartoon can be replaced with, I'd like to add it to professional LinkedIn. Since then.
This is my younger son. He had his theory that does this Kwajamari Kwajam song in Jodhag, but so basically this guy, the question I think, he keeps his hand up and he goes round and round singing Kwajamari Kwajam. So according to my son, you can do that for any song. He was like seven, eight years old at that time.
And so he'd sing whatever that child of mine or other. Then he goes to the song and he'd sing it. With Kwajamari Kwajam. So that's it.
It can be. You think about it even, so each other man could be turned into my professional network on LinkedIn. The other one is that there's a song. I had the time of my life.
Yeah. So there is no high-mometer. So you can see, you can sing the preamble to the country and the people of India, because it's the same song. It's the same tune can be done.
There's a lot of unstructured music in America, because they don't use meter. I think. Oh my God. I almost thought that was a serious music.
I was like, Oh my God. But it was chugged. Just like the old faithful. Yeah.
It was always delivered a lot. So, yeah, coming back to business and we are very serious. Okay, simplified as a serious show. So in the other way, we've overcome the severe profundity and we have to move, let's move to the topic of the week.
Shall we? Yeah. The world was recently witnessed with the elections by their cousins across the pond, the UK. I love the phrase across the pond, by the way.
It's a way by the way. And unlike the US elections, where the song and dance of presidential elections begins more than a year in advance and now with the election of President Orange, McTiny Hines, continues to generate drama, the UK elections from announcement to voting span just 51 days. These bricks. I tell you, they have time for nothing.
They are like, what's all these election norms, gentlemen? Let's get over this immediately. Let's have some team crumpets. Shall we?
Come on. Let's have a little snack. So we'll take a quick break now, but on the other side, we're going to talk about the snap election, Jeremy Corbyn. There is an all-other British election, oddities.
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Come join us on Cine5. And welcome back to the font of knowledge trivia and poor jokes we found like all simplified. We are talking about the UK elections, so to give it his full Christian name, the United Kingdom General Election of 2017 AD. And now while we all follow the US elections with great interest because of the antics of one large tantrum tantrum, quote romcom.
Are you going to like the same? This is also the end of the call. They're election procedure is quite alien to Indians in general. The US is a federal republic where the president and local representatives are elected independently.
But the UK on the other hand is very similar to India. Or India is very similar to the UK considering those bloggers left this former government for us. The any 90-47 fans in here. Yeah, in India.
You're a comedian. You're not even around back then. But there's only two of the people in the UK. The UK has a parliamentary government where we have two houses.
There's the House of Lords which is like the Rajasaba, which is full of unelected fellows, much like such an intervention in the Rajasaba. And whose most interesting aspect is its full Christian name, which I will allow Chuck, please, can you narrate it? Yeah, you're showing it to me right now, the right honourable, the lord spiritual and temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in parliament are simple. Listen, isn't like temporal part of the brain or something.
Isn't there itself like a lobe or something slightly temporal in nature? There's something very much like that. What a name, man. Totally Braggwadhi.
If they called us the Rajasaba something, the probably, yeah. Maybe there is a fool who is like Sanskrit name. Yeah, it should be so awesome. There's already a higher demand in the parliament to canteen.
I mean, you could totally have some armor because of the kid's excuse me, Hindi over here. They go to the right honourable, the non-spiritual and temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain in Northern Ireland parliament. My mission is to be able to do this. Yeah, and because it's totally superior because the other house, which is also more important, a lot more important, is very much more modestly named called the House of Commons.
Equivalent to the Lok Sabha in India. And this was the election that just concluded, was the general election for MPs in the House of Commons. This house has about 650 seats, and whichever party gets a simple majority, that is more than half the seats, that's around 326 seats, gets invited by the Queen to form the government. Does she have a choice?
I mean, can she say no, I don't like her face, does the other man form the government or something? Well, that would add a lot more drama to this, usually, drab election. But this is more like someone asking their parents permission to marry a partner, they're already leaving. Their response really doesn't matter, but a positive answer would make it a lot more pleasant for everyone involved.
What's the difference between the UK version of the Lok Sabha and the most literally comments I've ever said by Hugh Lorry. One is the House of Commons and the other is Commons of House. Okay, more. More politically.
But didn't they just have the elections recently in the UK? Why again? Right, right. This is the third time in three years that the British public was called on to make a decision.
Firstly, there was the 2015 general election, where the Conservatives got a slender majority to form a government with David Cameron as Prime Minister. Then there was the infamous Brexit referendum, where the UK said goodbye to Sanity and a normal economy and decided to exit the European Union, which caused David Cameron to make his own Brexit from the British Prime Minister's ship. And then a successor, Theresa May decided to call a snap election to strengthen her majority, making it good times to be a ballot paper supplier in the old. Like, wow, these guys really like punishment on themselves.
So basically what's happened is two years in a row, two Prime Ministers have almost voluntarily... Is there two schools themselves? Yeah, I know. I mean, it's unfortunate it's happening in the UK, but if this was happening in Japan, then it would be a very good set.
It's like these guys are playing like Age of Empire or something, and they realize it's going too easy, so they go and just change the difficulty level. It's like, my entire castle has no walls. Come. Still, you should have the outputting up walls.
Oh, yeah. But anyway, all this is very boring. So who are the heroes and villains of the story, Srikit? Well, everyone wants to cheer for an underdog, and this story has decidedly won in the shape of one Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party.
Well, if you know nothing about Jeremy Corbyn, he is the leaning tower of peace out of global politics, which is to say no one leans more or less than him. Jeremy Corbyn is so socialist that he makes Bernie Sanders look like a penny-pinching capitalist. And I mean, in fact, he's also the owner of the most badass chant for a politician, which is basically to the tune of Seven Nation army. Oh, Jeremy Corbyn.
I'm disappointed. I would have gone with Paul Jamms, Jeremy Corbyn. Jeremy Corbyn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just class again. Oh, he's class again. Yeah, yeah. Nice.
Very blessed. Combining UK elections with Seattle Grunge, only on Sympite. In fact, becoming the leader of the Labour Party itself was such a huge achievement for Corbyn because he was quite unpopular within his own party. He survived two leadership boards and a mighty mutiny within the party itself, and he scared the hell out of all the centre-left MPs.
Yeah, I mean, there was this entire thing about, so now that the elections are concluded and everyone's looking at this as a final end of the chapter of Tony Blair, sort of neoliberal politics, because what everyone seemed to think was Tony Blair and the Labour Party, the reason why they were continuously losing so much was basically because they were just offering a watered-down version of what the Tories being the Conservatives. Unservitized, of course. What they were offering is basically a watered-down version of that. So while the Conservatives were really conservative, the Labour Party was like somewhat, yeah.
Really? Well put there. Well put. And so while the Labour Party was divided and uncertain in the polls, theories have made a decision on an earlier promise of not to call an election and try to grab enough seats and completely destroy the Labour Wood share.
The poll gap was so large that the initial Labour strategy was just to minimize the losses. If he can just lose like gracefully. Losing gracefully was a victory. Losing gracefully was a victory.
And there's step-dhar hero Jeremy Corbyn, instead of trying to become more moderate to a piece of larger water base, he raised two fingers to everyone. And those two fingers are not on the same hand. Yes. And penned down a supremely progressive socialist manifesto, socialist in-themes, benefits and even the Labour Party read.
Meanwhile, Theresa May just decided to disappear. She refused to meet with the general public and then pre-curated supporters, and even refused to talk about the election. This is full-new age politician tactic. Old school politicians disappeared after winning an election.
I disappear before all. And she campaigned on literally two points. One that electing her would give UK a strong and stable government. This phrase was parated by every Tory MP and became an answer to every problem posed to them.
All they would say was, we'll give UK a strong and stable government. That was pretty much it. So much that the Labour MP Paul Flynn asked the speaker whether the microchip that had been planted into Tory MP make them say that every 18 security was a strong and stable government. It also spawned the whole family of memes.
Like for example, Guru to say, I'm Guru to say, I'm Guru to say, hold on, I'll tell you something, I'll tell you something. Stop it, please. At that point, it would be unthinkable to have anyone but her negotiating with the EU. And in having that point home, she gave everyone one of the most uncomfortable mental images ever.
She said, Jeremy Compi's minders can put him in a smart blue suit for an interview with Jeremy Paxman. But with his position on Brexit, he will find himself alone and naked in the negotiating chamber of the European Union. So everyone was treated to a beautiful mental image of 55 year old Jeremy Corbyn. Pretty much quite alone and naked inside the European Union chamber.
Carbon and face of the prospect of turning up in his bird day suit in any negotiation. Continue to hammer home the points of his agenda. And they did begin to make a difference in just six weeks. Labor actually overcame a 20 point lead to almost go naked with the Tories.
And there is a man who hoped to build on a 12 seat majority, which he had, which was given to her by David Cameron in the House of Commons. What's the strong and stable dreams evaporated as the Tories ended up with just 318 seats, nine short of a majority. Nine short of a majority. Nine short of a majority.
While Jeremy Corbyn's fuel neighbor got 262 seats, a net gain of over 30 seats to strengthen their position. So this is like the political equivalent of an engineering college student submitting his paper for revaluation. I'm getting the lower score, then what you got. And on that note, I think you told us a story once that is slightly related to the topic of...
This is one of those things that makes studying engineering that much richer. All you do is very calculus and calculus and laplace transform. Now and then you get something like this. So this is what happened.
One of my seniors got 23 marks in some subject. And he really wanted to pass that. And under the rules of that time, if you got 30, they would give you five marks grace and you would get 35 years pass. So this guy decided to apply for revaluation.
So I studied in Manipar. And at that time, my senior batches, we were in Manglo, senior guys went in my so university. My so university was quite far away from Manipar. So you had to send your reval papers and reply paid telegram in order to get the marks.
So this guy filed everything and as the day tick closer, he started getting more and more anxious. So when the day finally arrived, all his friends rallied around. And they're trying to console him and giving him strength. Everything is going to pan out just right.
And finally, the telegram comes from the vice chancellor. And so his hands are really shaking. He's very, very anxious. So one of his friends opens the telegram and pulls it out.
And all the telegram says his heartiest guru per greetings. This guy just fainted. He doesn't even know why heartiest guru per greetings. Then a lot of very clever detective work.
Then people realize that this must have been the work of the local post office, which interpreted the number that was signed as a greetings telegram. And they looked up the table and they found that heartiest guru per greetings was number 19. And it turned out that this guy had become actually 19. And he had become actually 19.
That'd be a lesson for all of us. I'd be the best in the future. On that note, let's take a little break. We'll look at some more aspects of Brexit and there is a mouth put in ballot paper and movement.
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See you folks. What am I said? Okay, so welcome back to part three of Semipite where we are talking about the recent UK elections and there is a huge, huge self-goal. So basically she made an utter fool of herself.
Jeremy Corbyn turned out to be a youth hero almost going from what are supposed to be a humiliating loss to not so humiliating loss. But ultimately he did lose, didn't he? Yeah, I mean he did. But what the big change that happened in the government was that the Tories lost their majority and there is now a hung parliament which requires them to make something that we as Indians are very familiar with.
A Paul Baji government. Pretty accurate description check. A coalition government and they chose to form a coalition with the Democratic Unionist Party. An Uber right wing Northern Irish Party which won ten seats which then pushes them over the majority line in the election.
Just about like one seat majority and this now this ten seat party Northern Irish Party can now control important governmental decisions. And these guys are as right wing as it gets. They are anti-gay, anti-abortion and basically anti anything after the 1950s. On the dream note, let's look at the funniest aspect of the selection and the land of P.G.
would have been Andy Zoltzmann did not disappoint. The funniest thing about the selection was the constituency. The UK has as we earlier discussed as a parliamentary form of things. So each MP has to, whether it be the prime ministerial leader candidate, everyone has to contest for their own seat.
So Theresa made a contested from the maiden head constituency. Which is not. Which is not. Which is why I made it in France.
Unfortunately. Yeah, so she contested from the maiden head constituency. And what was the funniest aspect was who all she was contesting against. Now the UK allows anyone to pretty much stand up for the election for any constituency they want.
They just need to put out a manifesto and pay a basic fee and you can contest against that. And considering its Theresa May seat, some pretty hilarious protest candidates were in place. So three of them specifically in the maiden head constituency. The one who received the least number of votes was a Give Me Back My Elmo Party.
With the candidate Bobby Smith who received a grand total of three votes. And they also have a tradition of having all the candidates stand on stage at the same time when the elections are announced. And he very graciously came in a full Elmo suit. For sure.
Yeah, when you say Elmo you're talking about Elmo the Muppet. Yes, that's the first one. The second one is a certain Mr Howling Lord Hope from the official monster raving uni party. Kind of loves the British.
Who received a hundred and nineteen votes? I mean there is a number one guy who has actually gotten more famous than Theresa May probably have. He's from the Grand Lloyd's party Lord Buckethead. Who turned up in his costume is basically dressed like a intergalactic star lord.
He comes with a bucket over his head of course. And his manifesto is a joy to read. Now a little context before I read Lord Buckethead's manifesto. Of course as we all know Theresa May ran on the strong and stable platform.
And two of her campaign promises was to bring back grammar schools and also allow the vote to be put out. Which is one of the most controversial things. Another vote to be put out to reintroduce fox hunting for some reason. Because it would please some of the more affluent parts of the British public.
And so Lord Buckethead's platform reads thus. Lord Buckethead's manifesto in 2017 election promised strong not entirely stable leadership. And the following promises. Nuclear weapons.
A firm public commitment to build a hundred pound renewal of written Stride and Weapon System. Followed by an equally firm commitment privately not to build it. They are secret submarines. No one will ever know.
It's a win win. Point two. Three bicycles for all to combat obesity, traffic congestion and bike theft. Point three.
Instead of Theresa May's commitment to bring back grammar schools. Buckethead would build gamma schools. Founded on three principles. One.
Better funding for the teachers to attract bright graduates. Two. Increased facilities for children. Especially playing fields.
Three. If any child misbehaves three times. They are blasted into deep space with the parents provided a lovely fruit basket by way of consolation or celebration. Depending on the child.
Discipline is key. A referendum. Next point. A referendum on whether or not to have another Brexit referendum.
The next point being. Legalize the hunting of fox hunters. And then nationalization of Adel. And finally.
Exile of Katie Hopkins are renowned right wing very vitriolic speaker. To the phantom zone. Lord Buckethead with his sit-lord costume. And this is funny enough.
This is not the first time Lord Buckethead is standing in elections. He has been standing in elections since 1987. In every election. In fact I went and looked up footage.
There is actual footage of him standing next to John Major. And all other conservative party candidates. With a similar manifesto crafted carefully every time. Against every other conservative candidate.
Oh wow. And to finally cap off his international fame in fact John Oliver himself called him onto his show. To celebrate him and say this is the right to lead us into the Brexit negotiation. While one woman is strong and untiely unstable.
The other guy is alone and naked in a chamber. This guy will be the right man for us. And he would totally win the Brexit. Who knows what's going on in the bucket.
Speaking of people named Buckethead. So this is a total deviation from what he talked about. Buckethead is also an American guitarist who famously plays with the KFC bucket on his head. And a white mask.
He played for Consenosis for a short while during the whole huge gap between the last time and the one before that. I want to talk about his how prolific he is. His first album was in 1992. Guess how many albums he has of today.
294. Oh my god. He's got 32 albums this year already. What is he like?
I'm guaranteed some of them are just white guys. He's like, he's not a smart bastard who takes one song and he makes it into an album. But all of his albums are like 50, 47. And this is the stat he has on the Wikipedia page.
As of his 294th solo album. His total studio album running time is approximately 157 hours. Wow. I don't even hear this.
I don't know if Kishor Kumar has started those movies after that. I'm glad he used to make movies with great enthusiasm in which the actor was Kishor Kumar. The director was Kishor Kumar. The songs of Kishor Kumar.
The music was Kishor Kumar. And the audience was Kishor Kumar. There was one little fan. I apologize to all Kishor.
I'm a big fan of Kishor Kumar. But there was one patch where he just went crazy. And moving on to our final also extremely popular and or infamous section. The etymologies of different interesting words.
And keeping a British theme. One of the most interesting words which is called going to Lali. I mean, Doolali is more famous among us for the popular watering hole that has great craft beers. But the word going to Lali means to go crazy.
And another very interesting etymologies actually comes from the place in Maharashtra called Doolali. They were Lali. Sorry, they were Lali. Actually, there was a processing center for sending British troops back to the UK when their posting was up.
And so it was kind of like a mid-way halfway house where they used to just camp there till their turn came to leave. And of course during summers that place becomes incredibly hot. So the combination of the heat and the long wait to go back to their homeland used to drive a lot of the British soldiers crazy. Which is where the term going to Lali came into being.
And that's why going to Lali is going crazy. So yeah, my etymology for this week is very interesting Spanish word for a fruit. And the Spanish tried to borrow the variant of Aztec called Nahuatl. If I got that right.
And their word for this fruit was Aukatl which meant treat Aztec. And when I tell you what the fruit is, you're not going to want to eat the fruit is Aukatl. And that comes from the treat Aztec. And obviously Aukatl was difficult to pronounce.
So first it was changed to Agua cut. A word seemingly containing Agua water. But later this word was replaced by Abokadu. Lawyer which is today Abokadu.
A word sharing an origin with the English word advocate which is also. Who thought advocate and Abokadu were leaked? Who wouldn't have thought that advocate and treat Aztec? I think that's actually quite relevant.
The word advocate comes from a treat Aztec. What a savage. It'll be so. It'll be so.
It's awesome to hang out at Shinga saying that retestical Supreme Court is. Oh. Oh. Excuse me.
I don't get it. I don't get it. Low hanging fruit. I'm trying to make a joke with Guacamole but it's just not happening.
So I have an etimangi too which is slightly related to what we spoke about in the episode today. So this relates to an old gentleman called King Pyrus of Epiros. Who fought against the Romans in something called the Battle of Heraclia in 280 BC. So basically he won that battle.
But he suffered so much of a loss that he lost so much property and men and all that. So in net terms it's as good as him losing. In fact he would have preferred losing than actually winning because that loss turned out to be. So the victory turned out to be that much of a loss.
And that's like something that's almost like the reason why he's going through right now. She ended up winning but her life has become so much more difficult. Whereas the so called loser Jeremy Corbyn can sit back because if he had won then he would have had to go through the whole headache of the Brexit. Now we can just sit back and watch the chaos.
And so this term that he wanted to see if you guys haven't guessed it already is named after King Pyrus and it's a Firik victory. Firik victory. Oh. I didn't know that was I thought Perot was the story was he was the disciple of someone some philosopher I forgot his name.
And that philosopher who's disciple this guy was was lying in a ditch if he fell down broke like something up. And Perot walks by and sees him in the ditch and he looks at him and he decides no good is going to come of getting him out of the ditch. So he walks on. So they you know everyone yells at him and says what kind of guy are you?
But the master says he's the only one who has truly understood my philosophy. And that philosophy was Peronism or Skepticism. When you don't do anything unless you're absolutely convinced that it is right. Yeah.
Profound note on which. Begin and end with Profundism. Very very very kind of preferred. Yeah.
Alright so that's about it. Yeah. So hope you guys enjoyed this episode as well. I've done something.
Yeah. I'm looking forward to the next elections in the UK. Yes. And I hope none of you are inspired to make a Sim Brexit.
Oh. And stay on with us. That phrase is definitely going to be something else. I'm guaranteed on that.
Right then. So have a great fortnight and see you around soon. Bye bye. Take care.