Ep. 63: The Ocean is Trying to Kill You

Droves of people flocked to the beaches last week, many without an inkling of the deadly killer waiting there: the ocean. This week, Hannah tells Katy about the various ways that the Deep Blue is actually a murderous likely-sentient presence that is actively trying to cause your death. From its vastness and incredible depths to the killers floating around in it, the ocean is something to be feared, and Hannah is here to convince you of just that. Don't listen to this one on the beach. And make sure you have your favorite beverage in hand to play along with the official TTWT Drinking Game (rules below), courtesy of our newest patron, Joshua Evans!! Small business shoutout: www.theblackcatshoppe.com for all your magical, mystical, and novelty needs! Sponsor: www.VanNessAgency.com The Official TTWT Drinking Game: Drink if :Eugenics is mentioned  The crow squawks Mentions Katy is a scientist “Road trip “ You hear the sound of ice clinking  Katy jumps ahead of Hannah’s next point Gets off topicSays something that makes you laugh New Patreon shout out (1 drink per new person)  New stickers “So umm” “Murder cabin” Has a picture for the next point Talks about mental health(If the episode is not about a cult) a theory ties into a cult  Finish your drink :Something/someone interrupts Someone gets excited ( either out of anger or excitement) “The body farm” Apologizes for a previous episode (example; apologizes for the nazi episode, correction) If you are mentioned (shout outs included)Sources: https://linkmix.co/4875181Support the showFollow us @thetaleswetellpodcast on Facebook and Instagram, or thetaleswetellpodcast.comSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/thetaleswetellpodcast?Click here for merch!