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Feb 21, 2025 1 hr 15 min

Ep. 65: But Wait, There's More!

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Don't delay, start building your future today. From the glow of St. Paul's number one, welcome to another edition of Cabin Country. Give us the time and we'll take you out of the traffic and away from the levee.

Let's find the place where the looms call out among the moonlit waves, where the wind sighs among the Norway pines. Pull up a dock chair, have a sip of your coffee, and get a line in the water. This is Cabin Country. Now here's Bjorn Lloyd's step, and I'm Fudd-cluck.

This segment of Cabin Country is brought to you by Horseshoe Club. That satisfying chaw you might share with Grandad. Horseshoe. It'll be hard pressed to find a more pleasing wad.

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One, K. How's the bait? One, K. You might recall the power of Elvis Presley's 1968 comeback, the sleek black leather, the predatory sneer, the returning majesty of the King of Rock and Roll.

Elvis was back on the map, back on the charts, and back in our hearts. The arrowheads own King of Rock and guided fishing is making his own comeback just like his namesake. After a brief absence from the lights of the stage, the King returns to the bar's suburbs clubs and safe houses of northeastern Minnesota. Teddy, the King of Rottamacher, is back and hungrier than ever.

With open water guiding season over for one more year, Teddy is back in the letters and has put a fresh comful of pomade in his popular world. The King is ready to rock you with such favorites as Good Luck Jake. I know one falls over, it's like you'll fight, you sound bad, it's starting to come, you see. Hunter the possible outcome of an afternoon's fighting with, it's Pike or Sogger.

It's Pike or Sogger. Take all that, it's food in my gurg, my heart is good, tomorrow it's Pike or Sogger. The King wails a fisherman's lament with, Return to Angler. I gave a cry to the mountain, he put it in his sack, right near the next morning.

He broke my passage back, she wrote a bonnet, Return to Angler, under some pass. This is not strawberry, this be right back. Let's join the King in Deep Water with a deep track, it's officially trapped. Baby hope said it out, Twix that rock, Baker to drown.

Throw in the leg and wriggle it down, but it's too bad I can't get mad, because I'm trolling for trials. Teddy brings you Streamside during the moonlit nights of springtime with Smell Fry. Look for Smell Fry, there's nothing here that I can't do. I've got the ceiling to be free, I pick a tooth to smell that ball, neck to ball for me.

Smell Fry, good hands to fry, Smell Fry, good hands to fry. And strap yourselves in for the show stopping majesty of Evil House Slime. Don't mercy, I feel my pain but you're rising, here we are. He may have been gone for a while, but he's back and he's back with a fire.

Teddy the King Rottamacher will re-energize you and remind you of what it is about his live shows that has always left you yelling from ore. The King is back and ready to rock. Are you? Teddy the King Rottamacher will re-energize you and remind you of what it is like in the showroom.

A long day's angling or an end to the afternoons water skiing brings with it a trophy sized hunger, and no place satisfies that hunger better than the crackling Jack pine, growing counties unique supper club. Crackling Jack offers you the finest house salads with your choice of dressings, an anchor-sized foil wrap baked potato, and all the tap beers and mixed drinks you come to expect when dining out. And a kicker? You get to cook your own meat for your own personal likings and tastes.

Bring in your own porterhouse, tea bone or New York strip. You're the chef. You decide when your meat is medium rare or well done. And if you'd like to leave the meat course to us, we proudly offer our half pound white tail frank.

A mighty link that will sizzle in his son or custom 15 by 20 foot char grill you'll find in the Jack pine grill room. Any seasoning you might need is there for you and you'll never run out of butter. Join us at the crackling Jack pine. The chef's hat may burn our optional.

And reservations are still strongly suggested. The crackling Jack pine is now proudly offering a mix of roquefert and French dressings for those who like something a little different on their salads. We hope to see you soon at the crackling Jack pine. Mitz coffee has offered premium ropes to world-class coffee to the upper Midwest for years.

And its cold weather changes to the tin to the north ones. Mitz offers you laughing goose-blend dark roast. The coffee that will shake the cobwebs loose and lift you into your day's events. Laughing goose is the perfect mix of strength and taste like the Muy Burd that gave its name.

There is no problem or challenge you can't soar over after three or four months of laughing goose. The strong rich flavor of a dark roast with a smooth drink ability of a medium blend. Ha! Straight from the pot!

What more could you ask for on a crisp water morning? And of course Mitz still offers its full range of coffee blends including morning dot early morning blend for those who need a mile to start the day. Dirling loom espresso our strongest blend for a potent cup. And whistling wood dark medium rose.

For those who like to keep a full pot on all day long. Laughing goose is yet another of the flavorful coffees offered by Mitz House of Fine Roasty. Mitz coffee. The brew that flew with a great Northwest.

And now a message for all our pipe smokers out there. White Tail rich, the purveyors of fine pipe tobacco blends suitable for both fishing boats and walks in the woods are proud to announce their newest late summer autumn pipe tobacco blends. Hunters walk. Hunters walk is a bold blend of both vadakia and Virginia Burley tobaccos with just a hint of the brisk north wind in the scent of Quaking Aston.

Lace up your boots and check the safety on the 12 gauge. Hunters walk is the bite fold of mite as you head back to the cabin at the end of a woodland hunt. Moderate strength with very little aperties. Hunters walk will take you back to autumn even in the chill of winter with the heat of summer.

Sunset Bay. An equal mix of Virginia bright, a touch of Burley and a gentle breeze through cattails. Sunset Bay will burn smoothly and slowly. A perfect smoke while fighting that three pound small mouth at the underline.

The glow of Sunset Bay in your pipe will mirror the setting sun descending over to two lines. Enjoyable tonight. White Tail Ridge still offers their traditional smoking mixtures. Tree standard.

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What a better place to do it than the great Northwoods. Fun, fireworks and fanfare. Who better to celebrate it with? Good old Lloyd.

Well, it's great to be with you here in the Gulf River for the annual Fourth of July. Pontoon-Bop Parade. Everybody's got their pontoons decorated. Celebrate our country's freedom.

Oh, it just makes me proud. And thanks again for letting me be here to start you all rolling. And I think it'd be fitting if I started with the Star Spangled Banner. Oh, say again.

And why not stick around and join Good old Lloyd as he thinks back to some of his fondest memories from Fourth of July past? Standing up here this evening. I'm filled with so much pride. Proud to be an American and looking out amongst all you and getting ready to see the...

Oh, are we gonna start those away? Oh, that's cold. Let's talk about my memories. They were gonna sit down.

Lloyd. Even on the Fourth of July, that's Lloyd. Good old Lloyd. Attention, outdoor and active types in cabin country.

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Start your workout by livering up your back with the CC-30 Fishing Boat Mailout. All of our Timber Wolf gyms boast your choice of 12, 16 or 18 foot fishing boats, each holding a full three days worth of rain. Your choice of coffee can or modified plastic milk jug mailing device. Empty that craft and move on.

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All of which away, the best efforts to get them started. Some are flooded. Others are just plain old. Pull with everything you've got.

Unless you've got that up and running. It's the chainsaw challenge. You've heard of flat flies? Here's a big daddy of flat flies.

Similar to the outboard start. But with the different stamps and faggles, it's a really worth those triceps, glass, bag, and neck muscles. If the chainsaws are all in use, you'll get a similar workout with the cabin country, old lawn mower pole. You'll pull until your arms ache and never get these slides or mower start.

Rest, intense. Some say almost impossible. And if it's straight up core, upper body and arms strength training you're looking for, head out behind each of our Timber Wolf gyms and choose your axe or mall. It's stuck clearing your lock splitting time.

You're not done until you've stacked one full cord. This is the workout where the tires and the pavement are the books in the tray. This is the C30 workout, the toughest workout you'll ever love. Waves, water, sun.

The sound of a cast and a lure hitting the surface. The expectations, the weight, the excitement. Many an angler ups the ante. Many an angler tips the scales.

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Whether bobber fishing or trolling, angler deep blue sends out a calling card to walleye, pike, bass and crappie saying, the bait you want is over here. Why waste your time on leeches, minnows or rubber worms? Strike now while the scent is in the water. Angler deep blue is the attractant that draws the limit to your live well and makes competition fishing almost seem boring.

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Good evening sir, can I have a look at your ID? Absolutely my good man. Alright, enjoy your eat. Have a great time.

Angler deep blue, have you got it on you? The ass station podcast network is proud to announce our newest feature, a cooking segment to enjoy while you fill your tank or check the pressure on your ATV tires. Kevin cooking with the parents. This week's Cooking with the Parents recipe, Frosted Sandwich Loaf.

Sometimes there's a big family event happening at the cabin or the lake place and you need food for a crowd. Try Frosted Sandwich Loaf. Start by pre-ordering several white and red un-sliced ponos from your favorite bakery. Cut several slices lengthwise down the ponon loaf.

Next, mix up a batch of your favorite ham, tuna or chicken salad. And then spread the layers of bread with roughly a half inch layer of meat salad. Put a layer of bread on top and repeat the process until you have a layer cake of white bread with alternating layers of ham, tuna or chicken salad in between each bread layer. Once the loaf is assembled, frosted a loaf with frosting made of equal parts softened cream cheese mayonnaise and sour cream.

Decorate the loaf with a pattern of thinly sliced rings. Finley sliced. Oh, once the loaf is frosted, decorate the loaf with a pattern of thinly sliced rings of green olive stuffed with pimento. If you're feeling really extravagant, lay out a lattice pattern.

If you're feeling really extravagant, lay out a lattice pattern between the olive slices with anchovies placed. The olive hides the pop at the site of this buffet heavyweight. Cut individual slices of a loaf. Bravecast.

And cut individual. Butts and beans. Sorry folks, I've lurked on into laughing gas. Okay, cut.

Well it's time for another short break here and I'd like to take a moment to introduce a new sponsor of the Cabin Country Podcast, Sunset Sales Vacation Resort on Majestic Link of the Woods. Sunset Sales features top of the line accommodations and services for you and your family, including golf, tennis, swimming, water skiing, five-star dining, hot tubs and spa services and of course complete fishing outfares. Sunset Sales offers an exclusive fishing concierge service that exceeds all other guide services in the state of Minnesota. And our very own Bjorn Lloyd set got to experience this incredible fishing concierge service for himself.

This stretch of water looks and feels just like a magical walleye slink trip I had on Cappetogama, Lake Cappetogama years ago, beautiful. Like deja vu, you know, sun's coming down in the sky here, it's unreal, it's like I'm living through a second coming here. I'm going to try to relive fishing history here. I've got Brooks Reaper and I love this lure and I've got a leech on it.

This was the same thing. Back on Cappetogama, this worked like a charm three summers ago. The sun, the warm shallow water, can't miss. I kind of have to give it a try.

We're just going to give this one more shot. Well I don't mean to overstep my mounds here but I am a Sunset Sales professional with the knowledge of Lake of the Woods. The setting sun, copper spoon, dimple, hammered. I like it's irresistible to the walleye pike.

I've had mineral. You really can't miss, trust me. Okay, you know, point taken. I thank you.

That's what I'll throw it next but I kid you not man. This is a replay one of the greatest afternoons fishing I ever enjoyed. It's like a replay. I'm seeing a movie in my head here.

I got to try remake magic with that Reaper in the leech. It's just, it's just, I got me a five pound walleye that fought cats and dogs years ago. It's going to happen again. I can feel it.

It's just, it's right here. Really, it's different. I've been fishing this for years. Brooks Reaper, if you don't mind.

I mean just, you know, please stop. Listen, you know, the Reaper's fine but I know this lake. Seriously. Hold on there.

I'm the fisherman here. I understand that sir. What do you think you're doing? You really don't think the Reaper's going to work?

I'm not. Sunset State. Beautiful lake is the worst. No one in most minnesota.

Everything you dangle for a top like fishing making. Al featuring the sunset state is capital concierge service. Only at sunset state. What did you hire me for?

This is a test of the cabin country broadcast system. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the fishing, hunting and cabin construction authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an outdoor's emergency. If this had been an actual emergency and early start to the smelt run on the knife river, record numbers of pheasant flushes near French lake or a sail on the triple glazed windows and pine paneling across lake lumber. The attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.

This station, WCCN, serves the greater cabin country area. This concludes the test of the cabin country broadcast system. Live from Randall, Minnesota, it's the 12 gauge music of Oliver's fault. The music of the grouse camp is brought to the dance floor with Oliver's fault and his over under orchestra.

That's to the north wood's upper club sounds of a walk in the motley woods. Consider chuckers bursting from cover to Princeton. Now then here we come. There's never a snag of river weeds on your hook when you're hearing Gull River.

Gull River, wider than your yard. The hunting's never hard from shore. And let's not forget the musical question. Finn Landia.

Let the outboards, mechanical issues, or the crack stock problems of your Mossberg 16 gauge swirl away with the magical sounds of Oliver's fault and his over under orchestra. You'll be glad you did. Look for Oliver's gang every time you cast up the cast station podcast network or look for him at 6 p.m. every Sunday night on cable TV's Outdoors, Minnesota channel.

Cabin Country would like to thank you for making the Cabin Country podcast the number one podcast on GSPN, the gas station podcast network. If your favorite gas station doesn't play cabin country while you are at the pumps filling your tank, please tell them that you want to hear cabin country while you gas up. Nothing says gas like cabin country. The age old holiday debate.

Do we take that old dusty fake tree out of the box and haul its needle bear bows up from the basement? Or do we head out to the local fresh tree lot by a fragrant Christmas tree that looked great during holiday season, making the inside of any home smell like a sunlit pine forest? Yes, it's not much of a choice, is it? But wait a minute folks, you could take her even one step further, you know.

Sure fresh tree lots are swell. They smell good and they got lots of choices. But have you ever wondered, geez I wonder how long ago some hot shot and a buffalo plaid with him a color sawed that thing down? For all I know you'd get her home and inside it two weeks it'd be dries a bone and drop the needles all over the carpet.

Sucking water like a dehydrated distance runner, never really looking its best. Well I'm Eugene Bremerton, but during the late November and December you can just call me Eugene the Elf. I own a timber stand on the outskirts of town and I'm a real sap for the holidays. See what I did there?

I'm a sap. Well I planted and continued a plant every year, all your favorite Christmas trees. Phrase your fur, scotch pine, mire spruce, balsam fur, Norway pine, that's right, Norway pine, that's the state tree you know. And it holds decorations and lights real nice too.

I got them in various sizes and I keep planting them year after year. And the kicker, you get to cut it down yourself. Once you cut it down you bring it to me, we'll wrap her up and load it in your trucker car. Don't have a chainsaw or a sweeter saw?

I've got loner handsaws you can use as long as one of my elf helpers comes along with you. I can't loan you our chainsaws, liability issues, you know. You'll make sure you can take her down and get it in a vehicle. One last season will offer here.

If the tree is so full of sap that it gets stuck to your coat and you can't really pry yourself loose, I'll not 10% off the price of the tree. That's right, 10% off the price of the tree. I would try it though just to save 10%. That sap is tougher than nails to get off coats and gloves and the laundry doer at home might have some choice for you.

Anywho, come on down and see us at Eugene Nails Holiday Tree Art. We'll help you get the trunk in your trunk. You see what I did there? Oh, give birth.

Well Bjorn that was another good spine tingler for our now annual Halloween season. Spooky story telling time. Spooky stories indeed. But if you don't mind, I'm getting the nod here from Don.

I'd like to say a few words from up here from Mike for our friends at Mitz Coffee. Oh, you know mine? Don will need some soft music here. This is a poem.

In olden days each angler had a pot of coffee on the stove. And that gentle brew would stay hot and true whilst after trophy fish they strove. Yes, indeed. You know, but I'll translate this ad copy.

Mitz Wistling Wood Duck Bland is the dog-gondest best coffee you've ever had in your life. And you'll have a friend's omits of roasted beans to a middle-range strength to shake off the morning fog and not make you irritable or grouchy after a second or even a third cup. Folks our friends at Mitz are telling us that this is the perfect blend of Costa Rican and Tanzanian beans that will offer day-long drinkability with rich medium roast flavor. And a caffeine level that won't lift the sea maid right up out of the water.

We've got it right here in a handy one-pound bag. Of course this is a podcast, so you can't see the packaging. But Mitz is made possible for you to purchase Wistling Wood Duck in a five-pound bag as well. No need to run out.

This is a coffee that our hunting, angling, and workshop friends would call an all-dayer. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You bet.

You'll have to buy a Wistling Wood Duck on the burner all day and keep visiting for refills. You will not lose your calm nor will you be up all night counting those sheep our parents used to tell us about. This is good coffee with a rich full flavor and you can even have several cups over the afternoon without paying the price. Every cat in country listens dream, a fun.

That's right, you betcha. Alright, well go on out and buy yourself a pound of Wistling Wood Duck today. You'll really enjoy it and you can keep enjoying it throughout your busy day. And it's $7.99 a pound.

Wistling Wood Duck won't break the bank either. Try it today, won't you? Cramwell's soups have been providing your family with wondrous kitchen-ready canned soups for decades. Our latest offering?

Cramwell's Potato and Pout Chowder. We blend a toothsome collection of chowder-style seasonings with hearty portions of Yukon Gold Potatoes and firm, meaty, freshwater cod. If freshwater cod is new to you, perhaps you'll remember its other Northwood's names. Burbut or Eel Pout, which your friends at Cramwell's will simply shorten down to Pout.

Potato and Pout Chowder is a hot and hearty soup that will remind you of your favorite New England-style fish chowder, but this time with a cabin country twist. Firm, meaty, white pieces of fish meld their flavors with fresh butter and a whole milk you add when preparing a can of potato and pout. Delicious and satisfying fish chowder you'll be proud to put on your family table. If you're fresh in off a cold morning grouse hunt, sat alongside the tip up on the ice, there's nothing more satisfying than the hot bowl of Cramwell's Potato and Pout.

Potato and Pout really is a soup that eats like a meal. Put several cans in your pantry today. Cramwell soups are good to eat. Setting up here in this blind for hours, drinking mom's week coffee, eating sandwich cookies.

I need some to get this taste out of my mouth. I know what you mean, this is rough. I give up a clear shot at a record gander for a breath mint or a piece of gum. What?

The goosy fruit got good. Bread not goose hunters. I'm the goosy fruit galoot and I have just what you need to fight that not so fresh goose blind breath. Goosy fruit, the not so sweet fruit gum with that oh so subtle hint of smoked goose breast.

Bad coffee breath. Old char residue. Last night's garlic chicken still hanging with you on the morning hunt. Goosy fruit will take it away and leave the satisfying aftertaste of a holiday goose dinner.

And goosy fruit is there for you at all of your favorite hunting and outdoor stores, as well as most of your more popular gas stations. Goosy fruit is available in five stick packs, 30 piece multi-packs or plastic travel dispensers of the popular new goosy fruit gum cubes. Or cubes, goosy fruit is right there for you. Thanks galoot.

We'll freshen our blind breath with goosy fruit. I sure do love keeping up with the cabin country episodes on the gas station podcast network. And it's available at most of my favorite fuel stops, but. Yeah, it's a wonderful thing to enjoy a brief whittle and escape while tending your vehicles necessities.

But let me ask you, Bjorn, you ever find yourself spending so much time on the highways and highways that you haven't taken care of your own necessities? While you're driving at fun. Well, I don't think I'm overstepping my bounds. When I say that hours on the road flying through the fields and forests sometimes leave all of us feeling just a bit irregular.

Ah, yes. And the good news is that fiber stop fuel stations are still there for all of us. Fiber stop. Yeah, as fiber stop, the fuel station that offers the many grades of fuel your vehicle might need, including all the various octane ratings, flex fuel, diesel, and even rec.90 gasoline for your recreational vehicles and boats.

But the real kicker here, Bjorn, is that fiber stop also offers a full range of high fiber snacks, as well as gastrointestinal medications for the traveler that is feeling that road-weary low-key feeling. Stomach upset, indigestion, constipation, or the opposite? No problem. Fiber stop has you covered.

And I understand that fiber stop has an amazing selection of high fiber muffins, stones, and bars in their bakery case. They take fresh every morning Bjorn, and they feature the gas station podcast network at the pumps as well, alongside the full range of fresh and ready-mits-coffee flavors at their coffee bar. Sounds to good to be true, but oh, but it's true Bjorn. Fiber stop.

Keeps you going. It's intermission time. Take our way. Get more out of light.

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Plenty for everybody. Yours are waiting for you. Right now. Mitz Coffee's is proud to offer their newest blend of coffee lovers across the Northwest.

Supremeian Colombo, a rich full-body dark coffee that is strong enough to be your daybreak blend, but not so powerful that you'll have to stop after two or three cups. Supremeian Colombo is a great choice for an everyday blend. A brew that will accompany you through your day while letting you still get a rewarding night's sleep. Join the legions of foreign placecakers and disheveled private investigators who swear by it.

Just one more cup. I'll go with a coffee for you. Brought to you by Mitz Coffee Rosters, the brew that flew with the great Northwest. KCCN Television, Channel 10, the station that talks to the heart of cabin country.

Join us on Channel 10 every Thursday evening at 730 for another entertaining half hour of Lake Country's Semal Yay. Your weekly host for our weekly Delving and Defaguous Flavors and Good Taste, your Man Thursday, L'Aireld Monument. As you well know, Lake Country Semal Yay is KCCN's weekly offering to our loyal viewers, covering the wide world of commestables, both highlighting and recommending the best of cabin country. L'Aireld will visit the wineries and breweries of Northland and review their many products.

They'll open up the horizons too and visit local cheesemakers, dairies, farms and meat markets to suggest great new products for your cabin's dinner table. And money hasn't forgotten about the kids either. As Lake Country Semal Yay, L'Aireld will review the latest flavors that kids find so wonderful. From the latest in breakfast cereal, stir bubblegums and yes, even toothpaste.

The Lake Country Semal Yay is there for you. That's Lake Country Semal Yay every Thursday evening at 730 on KCCN. KCCN Television, Channel 10, the station that talks to the heart of cabin country. Northwestern Minnesota's rabid NITS is proud to continue offering the finest admitted mittens and scarves.

We've been there to offer you winter-ready mufflers, warm knit headwear to keep necks, hands, heads and faces warm and dry throughout the coldest of winters. And our lightweight summer nets are ready for the spring through early autumn as well. Rabbids and knits. We're looking to the future of knit goods with a bold new move.

Siberian and Samoyed Woolens. What? That can't be accurate. Well, you've heard of or possibly owned alpacanets, ingor and nits or cashmere.

Or are these the woolen source from some of the softest animal codes out there? Samoyed sled dogs and Siberian cats also boast some of the softest purist fur on the market. And like all other wool-producing animals, they'll produce that wool their entire lives. Nothing takes to a natural dye like the pure white fur of Samoyeds or Siberian.

Some of the daring new ideas from Rabbids Knits include Samoyed Knits lacks or Samoyed Fisherman sweaters. And let's not sure change our little Siberian cat friends. Siberian mittens and headbands are very warm and fairly water resistant. Siberian socks or house slivers will keep your feet warm all winter.

And your cat may decide they make a warm new friend that's fit to take a nap on. It is recommended that Samoyed or Siberian nits are dry-cleaned. But aside from that, you'll have a hard time finding warmer winter clothing to keep you warm and toasty throughout the bleak midwinter. Rabbids Knits.

The official woolens provider for the Minnesota timber beast. Whether you're considering some midwinter ice fishing or you're taking a trip to warmer climbs with your rotten reel, Up North Co. is proud to offer you a series of holiday themed fishing lures for the 2022-23 season. While anglers fish their spoons by night, a holiday twist on the standard spoon lure.

This piece of seasonal tackle is not only white, green and red in its striped pattern, but it lights up in the dark waters of ice fishing season. This is especially helpful for winter anglers who like to fish after sundown. Add some wax worms or salmon eggs to the trouble hook, switch on the light and ready your landing it. This seasonal offering is a camp miss for the serious angler.

Do-who's spear what ice spear? Taking a page out of fishing's past. This large neon orange and yellow pike decoys just so much you'll want to jig through your spearing hole this winter. We've also added to this decoys efficacy by putting a pair of tiny lights in the decoys head.

One blinks red while the other blinks green. Does the light show help with the tracking pike or muscolange? It can't hurt, right? Not so silent night.

A segmented cinder lure that mimics a fair sized minnow. Not so silent night emits vibrations and subtle clacking noises as it moves through the cold waters of both lake and river. The jury may be out on whether sound producing lures actually have an effect on trophy fish, but we're willing to bet that they do. Available in both neon colors and holiday green, white and red.

Here we come, a buck tailing. A seasonal offering based on the traditionally successful buck tail spinner lures. This piece of tackle will work well for both the warmer water trolling trips as well as jigging deep below the ice. A modified jig pattern will get plenty of movement out of the brass spinner spoon.

And the holiday red and green buck tail fringe hides a good sized treble hook that you can add your favorite baits to. Look for all of your favorite up-not-coat lures for the angler on your holiday list. And remember, spring ice out isn't that far off. Up-not-coat will have a bevy of new jigs, top floaters and buck tail divers ready for your first trips of the fishing year.

For all things fishing related, the right way to go is up-not-coat. The passage of time. Continuing. Persistent.

Unremitting. Some say times a human construct. But time doesn't really exist outside the realms of human thought. I guess that's your call.

A timepiece that is both functional and classic in design. This is what you need. What you desire. What you must have.

Pre-vigeria morti. The standard and unrelentingly accurate timekeeping since the days of Renaissance Europe. The clock that continues well past your allotted time on this celestial sphere. The time-measuring instrument that will stay with your line forever.

The vigeria morti clots. We have always been here before. Nothing says holidays like smoked fish. And no one says smoked fish more clearly than pal the harder-meister.

I've been smoking fine quality like white fish, cystos and trout for over thirty years. My use of choice, North Country Pine and Young Maple and the smoker creates a smoked product that leaps under crackers all by itself. I finish each smoking run with just a hint of applewood from the local orchard so my harbor masters delight run of smoked fish products. Stands tail fans above the competitions.

Make someone happy this season and welcome in the holidays festivities with a spread that includes Al seasonal smoked blue gill jurri, a party-sized tub of Al smoked catfish nuggets and several fillets of smoked superior white fish. The rich would smoke flavor of the fillets will have your mouths watering and the seasonal dipping sauces we offer are all so sure to please. And this holiday season we've done something special. The harbor master is offering a lightly smoked European favorite that we're calling smoked courtly eel.

The royal houses of Europe used to dine on lamprey and with the harbor master cleaning and smoking this courtly eel, all you'll see is the succulent morsel to add to your holiday buffet. Do yourselves a favor and pick up several products from Alva Harbor Master before the holidays arrive. Thank you. Mitz coffee has been proudly roasting and grinding the world's finest coffee beans for decades.

Mitz fans have grown in number and appreciative voice over those years as well. At both your finest restaurants and coffee houses, you will find the entire array of Mitz coffee's specialty roasts as well as your own favorites. Mitz coffee has something for everyone. Medium-bodied decaffeinated blend for those slowing their caffeine intake.

A delicious half-cap for those who still want some caffeine but might be enjoying several mugs a day. And the old traditionals are still there to keep you functioning at your best. Whistling wood duck, laughing goose, and the newest light roast from the roasters at Mitz, wandering wood chuck blonde roast. Wandering wood chuck.

Lighten roast easy on the palate, with all the caffeine you'd expect from a top shelf mitz roast. But enough chatter from us. You're an I'm glad to announce that multiple new roasts are on offer from our friends' admits, and coffee lovers everywhere are fired up. Let's hear what the outdoors experts think about mitz fine coffees.

This week's featured roast is Red Winged Medium Roast, and who better to ask about this quality blend than a real expert, a Red Wing Blackbird itself? So how does this new medium-bodied offering live up to its majestic moniker? So you like the flavor, it's not too rich. Does it still have the caffeine zip you're looking for in the early hours of the morning?

Oh, we agree. And yet you say this is a coffee that you've been known to enjoy throughout the day, cup after cup without overdoing it? Well, I guess there's no arguing with that, you had another satisfied voice from the heart of cabin country. Boy, those Red Winged Blackbirds really know their stuff when it comes to medium roast.

Save your own. You said it fun. And I couldn't agree more with our Red Winged friends on the popularity of this roast. What a coffee.

Here, here. Let me top your mug, your. Don't mind if I do. Mitz coffees.

The brew that flew with the Great Northwest. The cabin country, Creamery, and Chiquteria is chomping out the bit to bring another well-fed and glistening holiday season to you and yours. Consider the following gift packs from your age old friends at the Four Seas. Away in a strip mall.

This mid-sized selection gift box brings back the glitter and aromas of olden days. Featuring a town signature beef summertime link, a seven-ounce original dry salami, five-ounce sweet and chunky turkey blotter sausage, four-ounce brick of spring-heeled jack blend cheese, a six-ounce round of extra smoked gouda cheese, a four-ounce slab of smooth and sharp cheddar and bourbon blend, five-ounce's of hot pepper and gizzards jam, a four-ounce burnt onion mustard, four-ounce's of bayberry, kraut and sesame nut mix, 15-ounce's of cranberry pistachio kelterops, two-ounce's light chocolate salt pork carmeles, two-ounce's dark chocolate queen and cherry meltaways, and three-leaders, specially generic birch beef. Your complete holiday in a box? What's inside this gift-shipping?

Seven-ounce's of signature beef, lips, and such grinder sausage, seven-ounce's original dry gulch salami, seven-ounce's of reaper pepper, weeping salami, four-ounce block jalapeno sleestack blend cheese, a four-ounce block of bearded missionary blend cheese, six-ounce crock, smoked wine, and gouda cold-packed blend, one-bottle fruity walnut foaming wine beverage, five-ounce corn and peanut chutney, three-ounce jelly mix, candy selections, may spark in unlit rooms, three-point-five milk-septic smorbar, holiday serving tray, bromo. Here plop. Perfect for systemic roadway dinners during this time of festive gallezz. About this gift box, you get two seven-ounce signature queen's atmosphere summer sausages, a ten-ounce critical difference summer link, ten-ounce's of sweet, vehicular turkey blood sausage, ten-ounce's of cabin time obligatory cheddar blend, a ten-ounce jalapeno mustache blend cold-pack, six-ounce's of girlfriend gouda blend wheel, a four-ounce three-cheese funeral onion blend block, a six-ounce rotating yose to blend a wheel, two-point-five-ounce's wholly-anglicant pineapple mustard, two-and-a-half-ounce's of no-blessed, alemustered, muscle rub, and three-ounce's of gromance, so pleasant on the breath or put in water and watch them grow to five times their original size.

Remember friends that cabin country creamery and chikudri are not only proud of this year's offerings, they offer the annual Yule Price comparison. If you can find a similar assemblage in handsome gift packaging from another cheese and meat house, we'll match their price. If ordered within five weeks of the holidays, your recipient will almost certainly receive their food gift and time for the season's enjoyment. One last thing to set your minds at is, almost all of the four-seize cheese and meat offerings are shelf-stable without excessive refrigeration requirements.

You can feel safe about placing a holiday mail order with cabin country creamery and chikudri. GSP Ed is proud to announce the holiday recording session that has found to become a holiday favorite for the whole family. Do you hear what I hear? The cabin country holiday album.

Bud, Plugman, and John Lloyd's Dad are joined by YouTube sensation's Billy and John as they offer up their favorites from the season of Peace on Earth and Goodwill, or Doll. You'll hear such seasonal offerings as... Simply building a deck with a serene and forged. Be owed to turning on the water at the cabin during winter break.

I bring the army freeze and grind up the heat. Let it go, let it go, let it go. Sign up under and stand to his pal. Do you hear what I hear?

Buckles in the leaves distant pal. I hear. The rollicking holiday tune keeps them twisting near the eggnog, aluminum dock. Aluminum, aluminum, aluminum dock.

Aluminum steps and aluminum plates. The favorite of old blue ice fans everywhere. Oh by gosh, by Goliath. It's the last of my frozen walleye.

Days keep buzzing, Christmas presents. And pheasants, pheasants, pheasants, pheasants, pheasants. Funnbyorn seasonal ode to Gull River Bass fishing. We throw the holiday today.

Late week through the year and half. The rock got one hundred pounds and soon my mower's up. Jingle bell, jingle all the way. And a holiday classical favorite from Peter Shikovsky, Mallard Dance.

The holidays only come once a year, but you can keep the embers glowing all year long. Do you hear what I hear? The cabin country Holiday Elle. Available on all your favorite MP3 sources, as well as on CD and cassette and H-rack.

They're at all fiber stops stores in the cabin country area. And don't forget, they make great Christmas gifts for that outdoors person in your family. It's corn hole season, the bags just keep flying. You're a Minnesota timber beast.

We'd love to see you in the crowd, cheering on their crazy corn throwing capacity. The next big event is this weekend against the scourge of Southern Wisconsin, the Beloit bagpiper. And it's Cobb Hat Night. That's right, the first 200 fans in attendance will be getting corn cobb hats.

The hats are oversized replicas of a full of year of corn, and blazing with the timber beast logo right on the cob. The timber beasts are having another amazing year, and would love to have you cheering for them in the front row. Come out and help your timber beast get that corn airball. What more could you want?

Cobb Hat Night this weekend and all the air mailing you can stand against our Southern Wisconsin competition, the Beloit bagpiper. Join the timber beast this weekend and hollier support for the home team. Roll lead, corn hole fever. Catch it.

I'm out of the bagpiper. Up North Co. presents Cabin Country Aromatherapy Products. Workday is long and challenging.

You're giving the best you've got. Effort, creativity, concentration. The hours pass. The tasks continue.

A moment of serenity would put you right back into peak productivity. And what would bring you to that moment's peace? The aromas of those places you love to spend time in. The aromas of cabin country.

You finish those financial reports for the training department? Why not light a cabin country eggs and bacon candle? Suddenly your office cubicle is the kitchen the fishing shack. Are you at the office or sitting down to the hay bale's breakfast before a full day's fishing?

You've gotten all those mileage reports filled and the dollars accounted for. How about spraying some July back bay room spray? Suddenly the third floor of your office complex has morphed into a blue water shoreline, north of Pelican Rapids, with summer warmth and gentle breezes and just a hint of the midsummer talk day funk. It wouldn't be summer without it.

Getting tired of the smell of adiperies, dirty oil and hot break pads and mechanic's bay. Light a stick of deer stalker incense and travel back to your last hunt. Deer stalker takes you out of the daily drone of the workplace and back into the stand, the deer shack or out walking the drive. Light a stick of fresh earth acorn if the office is getting stale.

Now the fourth floor of counting department smells just like Uncle Herb's freshly plowed back 40. I'll bet an eight point buck is eating acorns behind the coffee machine. Neighbor in the next cube having stomach trouble? Light a cone of deer stalker dole urine.

Deer stalker dole will override anything your neighbors might create. The showroom smelling like the manager's Chinese takeout? Me hall. Burn a stick of deer stalker's bear bait blueberry pie.

Kung-pow replaced by warm pie on the farm kitchen window. Now all you need is a fresh cup of coffee? Deer stalker of aromatherapy products. Change your perspective and find your inner bliss.

Even at work. Carenchial rains are in the news. Ice and snow may bring the blues. The fine pair that you'll always use.

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Keep your dress shoes clean and your work shoes dry. You won't find comparable rubbers at this amazing price, but we dare you to try. Volcan overshoes. Protection for your best non-slip dryness for the rest.

And because Vulcan rubbers are vulcanized, you need not worry about your overshoes ripping or tearing when you put them on. Pull these overshoes on with gusto and they'll snap back without any need for worry. Vulcan overshoes are also skid proof and mark proof. And you won't worry about slipping either.

These overshoes grip the surface there on with that vulcanized bond. My land. I can wear these in the duck blind and stay dry. Why not give it a try?

To keep fine letters at their best or to keep your workshoes warm and dry, heck even in the duck blind. Give Vulcan overshoes a try. Blassees. Light sour cream ale.

Refresh yourself through and through friend with the rich, thick, honest ale flavor of Blasse's light sour cream ale. Enjoy this famous light dairy ale and you feel great without feeling like a good flavor. You feel great without feeling like you bulked up on pointless excess calories. Sure, it's creamy and full bodied, but that extra heft comes from the household proteins and energy calories provided by wholesome sour cream.

Sour cream that's proudly served out by the pride of cabin country. The award-winning Aspen Grove Dairy and Creamery Plant. Only Blassees burrs an ale like this, the most nutritionally satisfying ale there is. When you order a Blassees, you can stand tall in the knowledge that this light ale is good for you.

Powerfully good for you. So how about a cold glass of Blassees, mister? And you too, lady. This is Ward Melander, your cabin country cigar aficionado.

I bring you frequent reviews of some of the local cigars and tobaccos that are brought to cabin country and in some cases that are grown in cabin country. Today I'll be reviewing Homestead Cigar Companies Casserole No. 1. The cigar comes in Toro, Corona and Churchill sizes and offers flavors that are both familiar and friendly.

Coming to you in a Connecticut rapper, this medium bodied smoke offers remembrances of things passed to the cabin country smoker. Just like the pre-light aroma of this cigar started off with a very light sweet taste, a very clean and refined taste, reminiscent of late July. This lasted for about the first one-third of the cigar. From there until the halfway point, the taste became more complex, with the subtle tastes of ground beef and cream of celery soup, almost a semi-savery bread crumb flavor.

From the halfway point to the last inch and a half, the flavors became very vegetal and earthy. These are the flavors I so look forward to when smoking a cigar, almost like a rusted potato or tater tot. After that point, the cigar started to turn a little filling, flavors of gratinade cheese sauce and burnt corners of the hot dishpan. So laying it down at that point was to be expected.

The nice thing about this cigar was that it was complex without being too complex, but it's nice to have a cigar like this that will consistently give you the flavors you are looking for. Flavors like a Sunday supper at Grandmas. Hey, tornado, tornado, good for my illness. Hey, yay, yay, yay.

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