Ep. 66 - He Banned My Mechanical Pencils and I Played ‘Bad Day’ on a CD Player - 07/24/2025

On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) deliver pure comedy chaos with the energy of two sleep-deprived Zoomers trapped in a hot studio. The episode begins with a questionable freestyle rap from Maddawg and somehow spirals into a deep dive on CPAP machines in movie theaters, retired mechanical pencil trauma, and the heartbreaking betrayal of being unfollowed by a rockstar on Instagram.Peaches confesses to being relentlessly bullied in school for being tall, while Maddie admits she ran a black market Pokémon card empire in third grade that led to a full ban in her classroom. From there, it gets weirdly emotional as they discuss:Maddie’s legendary rise and fall on Cullen from Sleep Theory’s InstagramHer plans for a cowboy-themed Subaru photo shoot captioned “Subaru Wrangler”Peaches' mom’s unhinged behavior in Animal Crossing, where she forced out villagers she didn’t like using a bug netA new adult Chuck E. Cheese spinoff called Chuck’s Arcade, which lets grownups drink while reliving their childhood pizza-sweat memoriesThe subreddit r/BuyItForLife, and Peaches' love for everyday items you commit to for eternity (like a pencil box from kindergarten)An unhinged middle school meltdown involving Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”, a tiny CD player, and a map of the U.S. used to exile a teacher named Mister NguyenAll of this, plus:Soundboard chaos featuring Jade’s Car, Taco Tuesday, and You Get Nothing!A funeral for Maddie’s follower countDebate over whether Chuck E. Cheese is better with beerAnd, of course, bug cages, Subarus, and bad sleep apnea takes