Ep.68 – Never read the comments online.

Quatre, Morg, and Izzy are here and wondering how our characters are going to be completely insufferable online. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Orcish Mercenary Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Void, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Geyser Gutsy Guardians. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Iso, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Iso and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ISPS Military Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as Dani Diaz, Velvet Lily, Malus Draco, and Lauri Saunders Discord | Tumblr | Cohost Find the hosts elsewhere: Izzy - FurAffinity Quatre - TikTok | Tumblr | Instagram Morg - Twitter | Cohost | Sonic Shuffle Emory - FurAffinity | Gon x Will x Hunting and We Rate Queerbait | The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne A Noise Space podcast