EP 69.5 Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7 & 8

Send us Fan Mail****************    Spoilers   **************************NEW ACHIEVEMENT: Faction Wars Watch PartyCongratulations, degenerates.You survived an entire episode of the Media Gloryhole Podcast covering This Inevitable Ruin without starting an actual international incident inside the bar.Witnesses report multiple emotional breakdowns, at least one table slap, and a thirty-minute argument over whether Carl is still technically the good guy.The AI has reviewed the footage and determined your podcast setup now legally qualifies as a hostile faction.Your co-host attempted to explain Faction Wars using beer bottles and snack wrappers.Strangely… it worked.Reward Unlocked:+10 Emotional Damage+5 Existential Dread+1 Desire To Burn The System DownBonus Reward:Princess Donut has chosen not to judge you.For now.WARNING: The next floor contains races, suffering, and whatever the hell Carl is planning.The AI reminds listeners that yelling “GLURP GLURP” into a microphone is not technically productive commentary.NEW ACHIEVEMENT: The Horrible Little PodcastAgainst all odds, common sense, and several noise complaints, the Media Gloryhole Podcast has entered A Parade of Horribles.Tonight’s challengers will attempt to discuss Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 while surviving escalating chaos, cursed race mechanics, and at least one host aggressively defending war crimes “for tactical reasons.”Early reports indicate the blonde host has entered a caffeine-induced combat state.The dark-haired host has started referring to the audience as “fellow crawlers,” which legal experts are calling “deeply concerning.”Reward Unlocked:+3 Bass-Boosted Rage+7 Revolutionary Energy-25 Confidence In HumanityHidden Bonus Objective:Survive the episode without adding “Goddammit Donut” to your daily vocabulary.Failed.WARNING: The AI is now listening to the podcast voluntarily.This has never happened before.Please remain seated until the emotional collapse has come to a complete stop.LEGENDARY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Emotional Support TraumaThrough a combination of psychological warfare, cat-based tyranny, and catastrophic emotional damage, Matt Dinniman and Jeff Hays have successfully convinced thousands of listeners that sleep is optional and screaming “Goddammit Donut” in public is socially acceptable behavior.Matt Dinniman created the pain.Jeff Hays gave the pain voices.Together, they have transformed a simple apocalypse story into a full-contact emotional hostage situation.Side effects include:laughing during war crimesdistrusting staircasescrying over a talking catand referring to everyday inconveniences as “floor mechanics”Reward Unlocked:+15 Emotional Instability+10 Audiobook Addiction+1 Deep Fear Of Achievement NotificationsHidden Title Earned:Dungeon Trauma SurvivorWARNING: Attempting to explain Dungeon Crawler Carl to normal people now causes psychic damage.The AI would like to thank Matt and Jeff for whatever the hell this has become.If you want to get ahold of us drop us an Email at:[email protected] out our Podcast, B side Conversations, and Playlist Conversations at our Patreon which will give access to Discord:http://www.patreon.com/MGP850Check out the Playlists we create on our Music Spotify.https://open.spotify.com/user/31sj245qbnur6m4hrst5qsmuvbku?si=cc413ce13e894bb2Getting Professional Check out our Link Tree.https://linktr.ee/mediagloryholepodcast?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=f155a095-53f4-41a4-9485-f6123b8fde04Support the show