Ep. 69 (Nice) - I Am the King of Root Canals - 07/31/2025

Peaches and Viktor Wilt go full throttle on this Thursday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, jumping from new metal releases to comment section chaos, with a healthy dose of mouth pain and meme warfare in between.They kick things off talking about “Blasphemy Made Fresh,” the new collab between Cryptopsy and Billy Strings (yes, really), and break down the song’s incredibly violent but surprisingly poetic lyrics. Viktor shares he’s gearing up to see Billy live… if his teeth don’t kill him first. Turns out, he’s battling a mystery illness that’s actually another root canal, earning him the unofficial title “King of Terrible Teeth.”Then it’s off to the races:Viktor’s upcoming road trip to move his daughter, timed carefully to not miss Weird AlA debate on how much crap your adult daughter should be allowed to bring homeJack in the Box talk, accidental bonus tacos, and Peaches’ life philosophy: "Whatever’s on the app is what I’m eating."Justin from the KBEAR team yelling “You suck!” in the drive-thru (lovingly)Viktor's impromptu Paul Giamatti identity crisis, as listeners claim he looks like everyone from Chris Elliott to Anton LaVey to literally any bald guy with a goateeThe worst meme ever posted in the KBEAR group, involving Ozzy handing the crown to Sleep Token, which Peaches defends with his lifeAnd the now-legendary Reddit meme from r/metalforthemasses asking which band checks every box: “Obnoxious Frontman, Cheesy Lyrics, Boring Music, Lame Fanbase, Criminally Overrated” (spoiler: Five Finger Death Punch gets obliterated)