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EPISODE · Jan 27, 2026 · 31 MIN

Ep 7: Family Photos, Teen Mustaches & Public Speakerphone Rage

from Hold My Baby · host Alex Alvarez, Erik Rivera, Kira Soltanovich

This episode starts with denim debates and pajama pants denial, spirals into family photos we *swore* we’d never take, and somehow ends with public speakerphone etiquette, airplane seating warfare, and mustache-based childhood trauma. Erik and Kira unpack: * Pajama pants disguised as “real clothes” * Family portraits, matching pajamas & becoming the parents you mocked * Growing up without photos and why it hits later * Old-school parenting discipline (the *look*, the whisper, the dressing room) * Teen mustaches, shaving politics & rites of passage * Puberty, grooming, and projecting your childhood onto your kids * Speakerphone psychopaths in public * Comedy Store parking lot chaos * Exit-row airplane survival strategies (again, because people are animals) If you’ve ever said *“I used to make fun of those parents… and now I am them,”* welcome home.---If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or rethink that outfit your kid is wearing right now: 👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment with the parenting habit you *used* to judge 🔔 Subscribe so we can keep oversharing responsibly 📤 Share this with someone who uses speakerphone in public We’re not perfect parents. We’re just loud about it.---#holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #familylife #teenparenting #comedypodcast #publicetiquette #parentinghumor

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Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we lovingly judge your choices while actively questioning our own. This episode starts with denim debates and pajama pants denial, spirals into family photos we *swore* we’d never take, and somehow ends with public speakerphone etiquette, airplane seating warfare, and mustache-based childhood trauma. Erik and Kira unpack: * Pajama pants disguised as “real clothes” * Family portraits, matching pajamas & becoming the parents you mocked * Growing up without photos and why it hits later * Old-school parenting discipline (the *look*, the whisper, the dressing room) * Teen mustaches, shaving politics & rites of passage * Puberty, grooming, and projecting your childhood onto your kids * Speakerphone psychopaths in public * Comedy Store parking lot chaos * Exit-row airplane survival strategies (again, because people are animals) If you’ve ever said *“I used to make fun of those parents… and now I am them,”* welcome home.

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