Ep. 741: Comical Radio- The French Invasion

Yo, Hammer! Jim Breuer called in with some depressing news about fame: once you get on Saturday Night Live, it only gets worse. You start off feeling like you've made it in show business, you star in a cult classic with Dave Chappelle, then the improvisers don't want to talk to you and you end up at home podcasting from your basement while your dad dies a slow death upstairs and your mom patiently waits four days for a haircut. Over 1 Million copies sold! Comical Radio dared Jesse Joyce to go platinum with his new album "Pro Joyce." Check out the streets of Times Square for a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Jesse harassing tourists to "Check it out check it out! Buy my CD!"  Joyce recalls Comical Radio's interview with Greg Giraldo, and cites it as evidence that Kasten does not understand addiction at all, and that Kasten is probably already an addict. Chris Iacono threatens to go seventh grade on him and tell his parents.  France's most famous comedian Samy Ameziane came into the studio and brought French TV with him. They were there to capture every relived moment of Danny hitting on and then dismissing a French prostitute due to lack of sufficient funds. We walk away from that story with one universal truth: To get women, you either have to be rich, famous, or Michael Moore's son. Kieran  McCann from Lunatic Radio came in and revealed that his co-host once developed a crush on Myka, having never met her, based on one picture. Shallow dreams do come true. Sadly, said co-host now has a live-in girlfriend and Myka is told she needs to further lower her standards. Kasten, for example, will take a hand job from a puppet. "Disgusting!" cries Chris Iacono. Not because Kasten was jerked off by a puppet, but because the puppeteer was a bad ventriloquist.