One, two testing. Hello, welcome to Keep Shame. My name is Paul Ganon with me as always is me Eli Silverman. Hello.
Oh, here we go No, what do you mean here? I have to fix the monster. Yeah, how is this how is this fine? Yes?
Ash is that good distance for me? Yeah, how's his volume level is that too much fine? Obviously if you get any louder. Oh, yeah, yeah, I peek there probably I can't see Oh, anyway, oh Ash hello, all right I think it's my level is that suitable for you?
I think it's gonna have to be so we are I can do something different if you want me to go to get a little bit closer. Oh, I'm gonna be good enough I can make it look like I was moving it closer. Well, all right I'm sitting on the edge of the chair. I'm going to lean.
Can we do it? I think I'm back to move over moving it like this. So I'm moving it on axis That's easier for me It's just that we have to get reasonably close so we are recording in the anti-chamber to the House of Pickles today I Should Yeah, this woman was giving sex tips on how to please a man using a grapefruit over the car when it's a wreck You can blow job and have an ice-suckulant snacker You make a ring out of the cut Yeah You blindfolded you may yeah I listen to your I listen to the sex episode when I was queuing to go into the 16 chapel Literally I'll visit ends of culture. I think I might keep this at the intro because funny that we anything with yes We are enjoying this well, oh give us your intro then right now come on start it off hello everyone It's Nice Dicks The whole he didn't blink it's cheap showed episode 70 fuck with Willing to fucking no more in throws for you dick willing to the big boy Which is high-defensive Well, I was thinking I'll have this and then you just go off on a mental breakdown 10 minutes in yeah You're worth anything experience of all time Anyway, and then you've got the music and you can have a coffee all right do I hear the music or is it no in your head?
You can imagine any music you like I like to imagine You should off ready go come on yo everybody is a woman here. It's cheap show time yet again I'm gonna be hosting it in his your co-host normal co-host is Paul Gannon everybody here is hello here is the theme June hello Ash And here's that wrong fair weather Guest host ask for everybody it's ask for everybody's here as well. Thanks everyone. Thanks now the music Hey you and your fucking moods are posy Hello welcome to cheap show I have already said that nobody's done the intro I'll turn your phone off I have to because this section required me to build the internet because it's off the internet if I was listening to this I would not be listening to this because of the It's like fucking Hitler's Germany Wow Wow That was the worst thing All right, I'm here.
I'm here now. We're not making any fun jokes at the These pop guards smell really nice. We're just gonna move on with the show the pop guard smell nice. Can I just say that?
It's like it's like slightly sandalwoody, but sort of like a like it's got an interior new car interior New it smells of new yeah lovely. I got into a shop fucking a doing this show. You know fucking a I'm post-drick like have you ever got into a car that's gotten you in yeah Yeah, I don't like this show talking about the smell of car interiors What's coming up on cheap? No, I don't want to talk about a front door Eli I went out the window and said have you already parked and I was standing in front of the I don't know you can even moken she said he said I don't know anything about cars I said well they're not invisible no you really don't know anything about cars You don't know whether you're either out of a car I can't actually recognize the concept of a car I can't really check it.
You're not speaking up area. Yeah, we have got lots of fun things on cheap show for you to listen to today For instance, we're gonna start with a second We haven't done in a while and I thought we bring it back hashtag ask silverman. That's a bit fun We've also got some classic price of shite today and we'll get into that pretty soon and that's right And then we've got silverman's platter moog edition exciting then with some moog music Can't we if you feel the need the need for tweed then listen to my moog special moog me I think he was trying to go for a gag where he rind moved with moog and then he got halfway through the rhyme and realized he said tweed No, so listen people in the know will know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah Do you feel the need for tweed?
I don't know what that means. I know what that means. I'm excited about the show. So shall we get right on with it boys and girls?
Stop bouncing. Stop bouncing and picking up on the mics. I'm not actually cuz I'm wearing the headphones I'm on it and I know what I can hear and what I can hear is substandard comedy coming from your fucking face All right, I should let everyone know Paul that you are doing private mic technique tutorials and how to build a podcast from the ground I personally have helped over 2000 companies become YouTube millionaires and I can do the same for you All you gotta do is click on the link below and it's time for sexy talk with Paul again Oh, yeah, that's my spin-off podcast Paul talks sexy for the fans who want a bit more of me and I'll give you more You know I'll have a fucking spin-off podcast Run shit Yeah Thank you for giving me Privilege I want to get you involved in some like techniques. Well, look and we're doing our best because we are recording in a Big Big Big empty reverb you room so we're getting close to the mics as possible to keep the sound in some It's more there's more pants Moving on to the first time I'm staring out Oh Right so there's a load of these so we'll just Tell me you know tell me you can do whether you want to I'm sorry I know Right so there's a load of these so you'll be more coffee.
No, yeah, you know he's just compounding the issue There's a load of them you get to pick what you want to answer if you don't want to stay next all right, right? But they're not eventually have to answer them. No, you just can skip this alone So it's up to you you are Lord executioner of the answer I understand the rules good first question the first question is from Alistair He says hello Are you able to tell me why some bars and clubs only play short clips of tracks maybe one and a half to two minutes long Usually alongside a music video of said tracks on big screens around the venue. Thanks next Alistair very interesting question.
No It's basically down to down to yeah the changing media scape that we find ourselves in very dry Basically people's attention span especially for music seems to be Getting much much shorter so even with it with like vine there was people doing music on vine Which was six seconds things people into that wow just like and there is this sort of pop that's coming out now Which is literally hook hook hook. I'm almost saying there'll be no long Excited there's no introductions anymore There's like you will not get like a 30 second intro to a song ever again because by the time it's having to get up to 10 seconds People switch up yeah because you can skip so easily this is exactly this is part of why so they just want to get hit you It's quick as possible with a hook and then that's how bored people are so as a DJ who plays music from like up to 30 years ago Yeah, well some is only short there as well. No, but they're too long a two and a half minutes on By today Because your the imagery with it. It's just literally like shake it to it So I was on the bus the other day listen with you asking to shake their tits.
They're I was a local day and there was a kid behind me listening to music on his phone out loud annoying. Yeah fucking terrible But that's what we're here to talk about the actual music just saw some of hip-hop and it was literally suck my dick So good dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig to get it and then it was like a new shoe He's like, dicks, gotta be sucked, suck it, dicks, dicks, dicks. I was like, is this fucking suck kind of junk? I thought it was like joke music, I don't think it was.
I think there's something hip hop out there now, where she's like, dicks, in the socket. Do you think though that we're just old? Because I remember my mum talking about the, because she was a child, she was a teenager, I guess in the 60s. At one point she was a child.
Yeah. You got to have one without the audience. She was a test tube adult. Oh.
But she said that her dad, they're all the music with shit. But looking back, you'd go, that was the greatest music ever, potentially. Yeah, that's true. What you said.
The fact is, the Fab Four, suck a dick. The fact is that songs are getting the real sort of youth music seems to be this completely ADHD style, just 20 seconds going down to nothing. Yeah. And it's, you know, Ash, and I don't know what he told about being on the bus and hearing that song.
I was sat next to him, that story happened. Well, yeah, yeah. How did the chain go for? I'm just saying that you didn't involve me in the story.
I was not hearing memory of that moment. Well, the dick, so you've seen them, mincing with your face. It's what I mean. That's what I mean.
You know what it means. Have a question, didn't I? One. It's the changing face of modern media.
And you have to have... No follow up. No follow up. No follow up.
There are no... I know, go to modern club. Sure, no. Next one.
This is from Stupot194. What is your opinion, Eli? On Doctoring the TARDIS by KLF, Alysis the Timelords. Was that KLF?
Under the Alysis of Timelords, apparently. I did not know that. I didn't really know that. Good.
That's answered that. So next question is by At Beanie Tuesday. In all the years of Eli DJing at various bars and venues, what are the best and worst songs that have been requested? Also any prize vinyls in this collection?
Keep it short. Have you ever any songs that you like? Two songs. That's too vague.
In terms of worst requests, Mambo number five. Yeah. Desposito. But the Macarena.
Desposito, they seem to have calmed down on. Good. It's a fucking piece of shit. Desposito.
I think I've shown that. So all types of shit. All types of shit. Yeah.
Good. Next question. Fucking hell, Paul's full of the joy of spring. Just getting on with these.
Next question is by At Ash Frith. When is Ash going to be back on the show? He is great. I love him.
What a stupid prick. No. So that's when. Oh, then you're listening to The Future.
Please keep chilling in. Thanks. I will. I love the show.
Big fan. He worked. He got me on. It was about a minute after that you messaged me.
So do you want to be on the show? Next one. I was called Cobble Pot. That's the Penguin from Batman.
Yep. At Ash go 113 says ask Silasman. At the success of a Clankman. Do you have any other ideas or movies?
I'm laughing at that. It is because it's like I've ever had any ideas. I had the idea of the Clankman. Yeah.
Eight years ago. It took you about eight years to make some one thing. It's a beautiful film. I'm not denying the quality of it.
I will not have. I'm not saying that. It was a bit stilted. It was a bit stilted at points.
You're such a nop. I am what I am. Yeah, which is not a fucking... You can see the acting.
You can see the acting. I'm a bad actor. I mean, did I think together is where we met acting. No, we did a perfect movie.
We did a zombie. It's just silverman. Sorry. It's too close.
We're on about some shit they did. I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it.
I'm trying to... I don't know if he's seen my other work with Ben Steiner, the office party rescue. Yeah. I've not seen it.
He's fucking crazy. Just call me a cop. I was having a job in here. He's the cop.
Anyway, moving swiftly on. Check out office party rescue because we are looking at expanding that. Two with something I'm just going to call shame taker. Right, whatever.
Okay. I think you can get old asks. Do you rate those noodles which have slimy texture or are you a purist? I don't know.
She's just confused. Slimy noodles. What does she mean? I don't know what she means.
Maybe like a pot noodle. Well, you have two broad categories. I shouldn't do this section. I like this section.
I'm going to call it a stir fry style. I think that's what she's referring to. What you do with those is you cook the noodles. How do you do them by sleeping them?
Steeping them rather than boiling. What an incline. Then you drain them. You're going to need to do better than that.
Come on, mate. Come on. Then you'll put some sauce on it and it'll kind of split slimy. But then you have your soup base noodles which are in order.
Brothy. So are they slimy? You see what I mean? Wet and slimy.
What is the difference? Also a purist would have the soup ones. I think that's what she's saying. Okay.
So yes. Generally I would prefer a soup one. How do you eat them with a fork or a spoon? I would use a fork and then slurp it for the side of the bowl for the broth.
Right. Next one. Generally I would prefer a purist but there are some stir fry style ones which are very good. Yeah.
And I just had a lot of day and can't food artificial soybean flavour which you have. It's come around the whole problem of where you go for a soup one. It's got around the problem of whether you go for a stir fry style one or a broth style one. Because it's combined with this now.
The broth separately in a bowl. So you just have a clear broth. You use the water and you stick your noodles. This shouldn't be cheap.
This shouldn't be cheap. Broth bowl. And then you've got a pack to put on your noodles. So you've got the noodles.
Hey. Nice stir fry flavour. Hey. Sit the broth on the side.
On the nake-a-me-al in your mouth. Kind of. Yeah. It's fucking lovely.
Thank you. Next question. Sam Dawkins asks, any chance you would like to adopt a 25 year old? He's all right himself.
Would you like to adopt him? No. Okay. We would not.
And that's Curtin asks. Maybe it was a girl. I apologize. I apologize.
I mean maybe but his profile picture looks sexy. It's a bit of a mess as a shadow. That could be downstairs. Unless she's doing that.
Unless she's doing that. No, it's a man. Okay. It is a man.
It is a man. I mean it's all good. But if I dropped him, does he have to do stuff for me? What kind of stuff?
Sam, what are you offering? I'm not sure the foster agency could be around offering people. So yeah, I will adopt these children. But do they have to do stuff for me?
A big man in a basket that means you're going to sleep when you're doorsteps. Yeah. Even an appie in a bib. Where's the pub?
I don't... This... Anyway, the answer is no, Sam. Don't characterize me as an alcoholic mate.
You're worse. I never seen him drink. That's never seen me drink. Anything.
Well he's seen me a lot. Yeah, he's never seen you shit. He knows you do that. It's not a bad...
It's not. That's a terrible thing. It's not. Go watch him shit now.
Okay. Go watch him. I think he might be addicted to it. That's the one thing I'm concerned about.
You're addicted to shit. I'll show you a tweet for the other day. There's nothing more confusing than waking up when I am. It's keep telling me to me.
What's going on? I'm like, wake up. You know the way you need a piss. You need a shit.
And you don't explode. I've been talking about this. Why are we talking about this? Why are we talking about this?
Why are we talking about this? I went to the bathroom with my phone. Yeah. And they're talking about it.
Alright. And then Kurt and asks Eli, what do you think is going on here? What does he? There's a link to a gay priest who's 79, two-week Kindle romance with 25-year-old Romanian male model husband from the Daily Mirror.
Right. So what do I think? I think we're not going to talk to that with a fucking bodgepaw. Okay.
Next. We're going to move on. Oh, Oswald Cuppopot asks another one. Or they're in order.
I'll ask it and you can see if you want to take it off. Okay. Sure. Ask someone.
Shag Mary Kil out of Barry Ash and Stuart Ashens. Mary Barry. Yeah, definitely Mary. And I'd have to kill Stuart.
I mean, it's the way it's got to be. You shouldn't have to. I don't have to. I just have a gang bang all four way.
And they never talk to anyone again. I'm not up for it. No, that's not me. Anyway, on this idea is the answer there, I think.
Dean Marsh asks, ask Silverman, what would you rather be? What would you rather be? A B or a wasp? It's a real...
It depends on what kind of wasp. A wasp? Good answer. Like a giant hornet.
They're pretty cool, aren't they? No. Would you like to lay your eggs in the head of another creature? Yes.
What's my name? A huge larvae and live in its old brain carcass. And like fucking press little nerve endings. Send messages to my kids and all eating its intestines out from the inside.
What's the answer is what? Good. Right, next one is from Aptilores von Vixen. She asks, I like her name.
Would you ever consider doing drag? Oh, I have. I like his name. Yes.
I used to do both drag and self-harming in boarding school. So they got terrible. Sounds like an awful Edinburgh show. I used to get a look.
I got quite into it in my team now. Oh, the school sounds great. Yeah. All the kids come out of it.
Rich is great. Damaged. So I'm happy to do drag. I just don't think it's very amusing these days, is it?
Well, commercialized. Well, it's problematic. I think it's a straight man. It's kind of problematic to do it.
It's almost offensive. It's very difficult. It's like a huge drive now because of RuPaul's drive. They're all homosexuals.
Oh, so you're saying as a straight man doing drag, you feel a bit? It's really interesting. Never thought about that. That is genuinely interesting.
It's going to be seen as being offensive. Yes. That's never crossed my mind before. It's like a straight man who actually got a kick out of it.
What about what? Oh, no, that's a big one. You mean like Guy in Mash? Yeah.
Because you can't block that. Why don't you do that to prove his mistake? It's true, he's insane. You can't block up.
So why can you drag? You can. It's just like you have to do some of the consequences of doing it. You can if you wanted to do it right now.
But then we would judge you and never have you back on the show again. I'd like to do it. Give us an excuse. Give us an excuse.
Give us an excuse. Yeah, so what's the difference? Exactly. What's the difference?
It's problematic. Tell me the difference. I would do it. I would do it.
I'd do it. I'd do it. I would do it. I would do it.
I'd do it. I would do it. I would do it. I'd do it.
I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd do it.
If I did a tastefully constructed script with a full crew. I'd do it. Grabbing them on from behind. I'd go – Not me answering an ad in a loose plate.
You'd go up to Middlesbrough or something. I'd say – Because that's where I'd say something. Can you just scratch it. I'll just set the fucking cover up.
If you just go over there and spread it, I'll just get the cake pie out. Yeah, exactly. Oh, God. I think if you're going to do a straight-sexy...
I'm a bit hard. ...as an actor. You have to do a gay-sexy. Otherwise, if it's real, it'd be real otherwise.
If you're like, oh, I'm not doing a gay-sexy, then... Then you're sort of admitting that the hair-show sexy... The hair-show sexy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is not a minute.
Yes, exactly. Very good point. Very good point. So, I know, obviously, you agree with that.
And that's why I said yes to both. Well, I said yes to both. Yes, I'll do anything in the name of the arts. Right, one last question.
We're going to end on a taste for one. Eli, this comes from Sam the King 25, and he asks Eli, what's the worst place you've had to do a poo-poo? LAUGHTER It's like a pom-a-ditch somewhere. A chit-a-pom-a-ditch.
How the hell did it come about? Outdoors. I can't remember. I remember going on holiday to France as a child.
And then it was pretty bad ones. You know, because they've still got the stoopers. You know, the hole in the floor is... Yeah.
And do you know, in Holland, they've got those toilets with the shit-shelf on. Yeah. You know that. Yeah, you shit them to the shelf and then it washes off of that.
And once had worms, right? And I chatted to the shit-shelf and I saw something moving in my... Wow! Really?
Yeah. Where'd you take it? There's a child. I shouldn't have asked this question.
You saw having a love. There was a big fucking worm. You shit it out. They're not microscopic.
They're worms. They move. And they're wriggling around inside your tummy. In your tummy tummy tummy tummy tum.
Wow. We have... Come to a nap. Cheapshine everybody.
It's an ask-towman. If you like this... No, I like it. Did you?
I like the bit about where I'd be at the bottom. Alright, yeah. All right, yeah. All doesn't want anyone to send in any more questions.
I didn't say that. Did you get me some... No, he's got a whole backlog. You've got the same one.
You've got enough and now. I'm hanging in front of the time. I wish I hadn't ended on that one word. Let's crack on.
It's time for a section of the show that we do every once in a while. It's a quite popular section. But we've kind of developed it and grown it recently. And we thought, let's go back to the classic.
You know, the classic. The classic price of shite. It's the fucking price of shite. No, I didn't like it.
It's the fucking price of shite. It's the fucking price of shite. Oh, it's the fucking price of shite. And that's right.
Excellent. Textbook. It's like being on Steve Wright. Steve Posse gang.
Yeah, whoo, whoo, whoo. I hate that so much. Whoa, whoo. You have that opinion.
You're very funny. You're very funny, Steve. You're very funny. You're very funny.
You're Steve. I think it's a funny year to tell someone there always funny. I think most producers will work on radio stations buying a large thing with that job. Just ask your mate, Chris.
You know, Chris, he's a producer. He's fucking off to Australia. I know. I can't ask him anything.
I was doing a show out there. He's doing a show out there. He's going. Congratulations.
He doesn't have a wife and kids. Yeah, they're all going. He's not talking about his big kid mate. Yeah, the tour support that I'm now not doing.
Oh, edit point. So we are doing the price of shite. So, Eli, do you remember the rules? The price of shite?
I absolutely do. Why don't you explain it? Because every time I do, I make a garbled fucking mess. Good.
Thank you. So, to play the classic version of the price of shite. What's all that about? I just like some respect and some fucking never getting that.
I just like a bit of a... You're never going to get it. I just want a modicum of a frick. Never going to get it.
Never going to get it. Oh, but now you're talking like... Who sang that song? That's on Vogue.
Can we leave it with them singing it? Yeah. Yeah. Shit.
Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it.
No, no, no, no. There you go. What was there? It might be a lady.
Do you want to be a lady? Because I'm a lady. I tell you what, it's like being a lady. It's like a classic version of the price of shite.
One person will produce three cheap items. No, we can't. They go for unusual items offered from a charity shop. It doesn't have to be.
It's something that calls a little bit of chat in the cheap show studio booths. Yeah. Okay. You select these items and you present them to whoever's playing the price of shite.
Which is you in after that? It's good today because we can have a competitive version. Excellent. So you present them one at a time and we, the contestants, guess how much you paid for each item.
It's that simple. Well, how close do you get to be for points? Now, if you... How close do you get to be for points?
Hey, guys. How close do you get to be for points? I'll tell you how close to you. It's a bad one.
It's a bad one. Come on. It's just going to be close to you. How close do you have to get to be for points?
Okay. I'm going to say right now how close you have to be to get to points. If you guess the price exactly, you get two points. And if you're within 25p, is that right, Paul?
Yeah. Depending on how expensive, I think 25p is fair. Yeah. So bang on two points.
25p either over way. One point. One point. 25p either over way.
25p either over way. Don't try it. 25p either over way. Sure.
Sometimes it's a trick question, and one of the items was found on the street, for example. We've seen that before. I find that fucking disgusting. I did not like it.
Okay. So what I'm saying is that I like about this video. It's safe to say, I was upset. But anyway, moving on.
It's safe to say from your little pissy pant reaction to all of this proper gamemanship. Gamesmanship. Gamesmanship. What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
What is going on? What is going on? None of these items are going to be trick ones that he's found. He won't do that.
Because I'll say I heard the reaction for what you do. Okay. He'd be the ultimate hypocrite if he tried that shit with us. Yeah.
So, shall we start? Let's have the first item, Paul. What else are you align? What is this?
Okay. Now in my head I have a spork. Oh, I'm sorry. Lain it in.
I've got us boxed. That's what she said. It's a Doctor Who. It says on the outside, Doctor Who sonic spork.
Oh. This is a BBC branded item. Yeah. And it has a sort of foreskin style envelope.
It's not going to remove. Yeah. I want it to be as middle as possible. So, keep the foreskin and move that.
And that's the foreskin count in the room. Have we ever covered that? No. Three.
We covered. We covered. Yeah. Believe me.
And I'm getting out the sonic. It's got a nice and a bit of padding in there, and I'm getting out this novelty Doctor Who fan boy item. I think you can do it. I think what three very items today is for a person.
It's not too bad. It's got a kind of sci-fi handle, which I'm guessing. That's the sonic screwdriver. It's modelled after the sonic screwdriver.
It's specifically speaking into the 11th of Mac Smith's sonic screwdriver. So, it's a sonic spark. There you go. It's a lovely little thing.
It's a lovely bit of a... Yeah, I'm going to hand it over to you. Do you think Spork's was useful as Lady Cree? Spork's a pretty useful thing.
Yeah. You think this is when we were talking earlier about noodles? This would be good for noodles. Yeah.
I don't think... I think... Don't you expect the gaps in the problems at the top to be a bit bigger? It doesn't look like a very effective response.
And to be honest, Paul, why would you... you wouldn't want to ruin your sonic spark? No. It's a pleasure piece.
I feel like this is like a publicity item. Yeah. It's so cheap. The handle, the metal part, you can see where it narrows to go into the plastic.
You can see that outside of the plastic. Yeah. There's no... there's very, very little...
Spork, the build on the Spork's terrible and it's got a horrible chrome. So I reckon this is for the new series. They were like, just get some Spork's out there. I think you'd be disappointed if you bought that and you were a fan and you bought it because you're a...
you know, I'm a doctor who completes it. Yeah. I think you'd get that and you'd think the quality of it is shit. It's a piece of shit.
I know I was just saying it was a lovely little thing. But now I'm saying, what's the use of it? It's completely useless. It's a little scratch on the bottom as well.
It's a novelty isn't it? It's a novelty about it. It's like that thing you've got. It's an inscription on it.
It's like a thing I got. That sign that says, boy's bedroom is a bit pointless. It's made for the sake of it being made. You read the inscription.
It's probably nothing but it says, the dearest Matt. Good luck with the upcoming series. It says, put it in the bin. It's probably worth us.
That doesn't say that. Oh, it doesn't. I was interested in it then. So, um, you had a look at it.
Now it's time to talk in it. Can we... no. Can we have a clue?
Where was this purchased? That was purchased in... Okay. I was given it and didn't want it.
I said, I buy it. So, you made him an offer? Yeah. See what I've done.
That's tough. Who's come first? Did he say... How did this conversation go?
He did. Basically, I thought in my Draw for Years I don't want it to clean the desk out. Do you want it? And I was like, all right.
Yeah, but it looks quite nice. So, I'll use it for the cheap show. And so, I'll give you a couple of quid for it and I'll pay or whatever. You know what I mean?
So, I'm going to... Wait. That's what I was thinking. So, he said I couldn't accept that much.
He said, no, don't be stupid. I said, well, I'll give you an amount. What was in my pocket? Oh, so it isn't too.
Right. And he goes fine, big old cheers. And then he said, I had 25p onto that. Yeah.
So, you know, quid. What do you think? Quid. £1.30.
£1.30. Yes. All right. Well, remember your scores.
We'll come back to it at a later date. I'm putting the foreskin envelope back on. Yeah. In its box.
I want it, you know. Mint in box. It's not mint. Mint on cards.
It's disappointing that it's been sitting in a drawer and yet it's still dog-eared. Yeah. It's probably had like a staple on it and stuff like that in history. Right.