Ep 763 - Live From Grandma's Basement - It Taint Big Enough

             Chris and Warren speculate about why Charlie Sheen’s tour is bombing. Beginning with customers who are trying to sell back their tickets to the scalpers they bought them off of. Warren would go if it were free and would pay about as much as a handful of dung.                Reviving the Sex segment of Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll Chris asks his male listeners to get a tape measure out and handy to measure the other half of their privates. Because it is the size of you “taint” not the size of your balls that determines how fertile a man is. Be carful of course though because one out of one hundred men are allergic to their own juice.  Warren and Chris delve head first into an intensely heated argument about science VS. “Warren’s existentialist bull crap.” All started by a mouse, a gay mouse, engineered by scientists.  To wrap up the show with some more medical and scientific mysteries, scientists are baffled by the 132 lbs Japanese toddler.