Ep. 77: Bad (Queer) Dates - Footjob Funeral

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It's Pride, which means it's time to get fingered in a parking lot, purchase a British accent, dig for change in a Range Rover, play graveyard footsie, drop 3 figures on sushi and stale ramen, and bring me back to life(guard). That'll all make sense, trust me.Hanna's Instagram: @hand.sybbLilia's Instagram: @lilia.in.bloomInsta @latenightlobotomiesTik Tok @latenightlobotomiesBlueSky @lnlpodcast.bsky.socialPatreon on SpotifyPatreon.com/latenightlobotomiesA portion of your proceeds is donated to The Trevor Project, the world’s largest suicide prevention and mental health organization for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer & Questioning (LGBTQ) young people, whose mission is to end suicide among LGBTQ youth.Visit https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ for more details.Election Time, Funky Brass Instrumentals for Podcasts and Quiz Games by kjartan_abel -- https://freesound.org/s/542939/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Thanks to Fesliyan StudiosCinematic Sting (Candyman) 1 by SilverIllusionist -- https://freesound.org/s/676320/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Haunted Organ 5 by Soughtaftersounds -- https://freesound.org/s/145425/ -- License: Attribution 3.0GRAND ENTRANCE INTRO.wav by metrostock99 -- https://freesound.org/s/514492/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Tech Rhythmic Sound by Soughtaftersounds -- https://freesound.org/s/145461/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Bear With Me Logo.wav by Julian_Eftei -- https://freesound.org/s/553766/ -- License: Attribution 4.0jazz piano intro.wav by deleted_user_9271295 -- https://freesound.org/s/511749/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Full Audio Source ListChapters:(0:00) Intro(5:55) Brownies & Frownies(11:38) Vacation Bible Fool(19:00) Daddy's Quarters(21:54) Handsy with Handsy(28:48) Ramen Body Spray(32:04) Runnin' Sushi Train(37:34) Hello, Governor(43:18) Footsie with Handsy(52:10) Bye, Delilah(55:15) Piss Off & Outro(1:00:39) Strippin' & Swingin'

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It's Pride, which means it's time to get fingered in a parking lot, purchase a British accent, dig for change in a Range Rover, play graveyard footsie, drop 3 figures on sushi and stale ramen, and bring me back to life(guard). That'll all make...

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