Ep. 78—No Fawkes Left to Give

Wow, it’s over! Dumbledore gets one last moment of pure theatricality; Fleur knows she’s got it going on; Hagrid mourns like a Greek chorus; Harry makes an overly noble breakup speech that don’t impress Ginny much; Ron and Hermione canoodle, I guess?; and J.K. goes for yet another ill-advised hetero romantic pairing. Plus: Merpeople! Centaurs! And some random rent-a-priest! This week’s chapters: The Phoenix Lament & The White Tomb Next week: Movie Mini!