Well, I'm already hang out episode. Yeah, that's right Every time we come up with the episode tile you're like It just could like other podcasts we listen to when they hit like episode 100 whatever they're like But they've been going like two three years like longer than us even more right now You want just over two years five years and they hit their 100 episodes like last year. Yeah, but they got shit to do like It's still gonna take us like 20 weeks to hit 100 like he's gonna take us six more months. Okay Justin I'm just I'm just saying like This is why I want to do the pocket this is why like a hundred bucks for the server fees and that much or like buying the equipment Is because I gotta hang out with my friend and it gives us a Not an excuse but like a reason like to get together and to schedule it because It is man because like we can't we don't go fucking club in or whatever because we hate people and we have kids But I think most of it is we hate people I found that it's not that I hate people personally I do But it's not like I hate people.
It's just that like I like old people. I like you more than I like people Yeah, like it's the best way to describe like I hate people, but I like you guys a lot more than those people It's expensive to like people and we get make dinner and we come down We can fucking do it Matt, you know This is arguably way cheaper than that. Yeah, like short term long term. Yeah, I mean great We don't have Justin cuz I got fucking work from free tomorrow for getting a resume tomorrow So we can not fuck for you more I Don't watch wrestling that one like five months girl wrestling that like people at my work have dubbed like that's the tabby clone Cuz you so happily muddling loves hugs.
Yeah, no, they're yeah She looks like a bad ass version of the girl from Napoleon dynamite. Yeah, there's a ponytail on one side Like you I'm like Oh my gosh, he's totally happy. He's like you need to go get on YouTube like right now I have work to do you guys. I can't just sit on YouTube.
I'll fucking they watch and wrestling at work. Here you go The buckets to do like a bow Work on watching wrestling But this chick I know who they're talking about she's crazy in the ring like you watch her the ring you're like that in the ring Where's like her personality? She's just like oh, it's super great, but then it's like basic pregnant It's exactly that it is those two sides of you We're super bubbly because it offsets that I just broke up it's nose like a hundred Yeah, yeah Sophie the other day She was talking about the time we went to go or we all through glitter people You would remember if you were fucking there you mean the fact that y'all came in the glare still on you for like three days So you were just like a strip clipper a week Justin Just didn't like hands me this to a glitter well, we're in his car, right? And we're parking up by Saturn to go to the concert He's like just throw this on them because they're all in the backseat and I turn around and I just chuck it out And they're what the fuck right then Carlos is a good movie to you guys So we have to go back to the house and they're all coming later and then we come back And we go to the concert and doesn't have a glitter for everybody.
We're just chucking it everybody in the pit weeks later Fucking does to weeks maybe months is like you fuck up my car with glitter. You give me the to Hate you Was your fucking idea from glitter everybody's like you know my car still covering glitter. Thanks drill I don't know why no, no, hey, it's cool. It's cool You're not helping whatever you need to do in life rock and roll.
That's great. No judgment You're very door pole. I'm good. Whatever these words mean Is that what that is okay I Did you guys a pitcher for the last month out of the Liberty Lake, Albertans?
That's why I downloaded like I just said you guys a Shillow pictures tonight. Well, they they're all doing Monopoly, right? Well, the Albertans they all have like a painting on their window of the monopoly guy, but the Liberty Lakes one is Like Oh face with his mustache so all I see Every time I walk in by my I need to send the guys this picture of Canadian The picture Picture It's just I Anyways Yeah, we fixed it better I made it do it on your fucking profile. I like it backwards.
It's shitty It's a smart magic mouse In my fucking mouth settings Anyways You guys You can call a bitch. I don't know guessing how long they've been married. Yeah, you're not too far behind us Are you even to call a bitch and tell the star? I I love you I think I eat more food that comes out of a kiss his mouth and I can see it's you eat a lot of his slaughter.
Yeah Well, yeah, I'm stealing I suck out his youth all the time When when I guess is sitting up in his car seat He looks like a little bit like and he's just smiling out the window He looks like a little guy sitting on the bus You didn't tell me like that. Oh speaking of us Did you see SNL skit this is a little a couple weeks ago? No of Jeff Sessions as for his gun waiting for the ball. Oh that I did and that was amazing I was like a box of chocolates.
They're a lot I know I'm right myself note to make it put it on the Facebook when this episode comes out It's the guy thing Someone I believe I heard somebody got your pat. I'm not your guy friend. I'm not your friend About it whole bag of things Musgash's eyeballs No, they look awesome and I don't have to build a single one and it was that nice I do even better yep other people built them I just did source I merged like eight stores that day a lot of the sales Yeah No, yeah, that's that's done. I'm like you're all crazy.
I just fucking put pop on shows You know weirdly what I'm most excited about is I don't have to gas up my rig at the end of the night somebody else does that It's it's literally the best because my FedEx rig was one of those gas tanks where you had to pull the handle 600 times to get a full Tank oh because you did it too long it goes. Nope. No because the fucking the vapor would come back up the pipe and you know Oh, yeah, I'm like Nothing goes like 10 days and I drive a lot for work. So I'm like I'm fucking take it Yeah, I'm like none of it clicking.
I'm like I'm gonna do this for like 30 buckets second I put $3 in here. This is telling me I need gas a little red light of the gas can is on there No, I would have to like I would have to tilt it just right yeah And so I run the tank for three days and I knew I had to get at least 30 gallons Yeah, cuz it was a 50 gallon tank Or your god, man, that old's will be I love the back end behind my license wait that's awesome guy these old's will be able to hold three bands and the soccer team and Eat people in the car once I was gonna call the Chiefs entire organization coaches No, this was in high school. Okay, when you help us. We was in the first place you had an explorer That's what I know she laser laser.
Yeah, that car with that truck was pretty cool. I Was everything I remember Helping you move Yeah You know that's a clown car, yeah, I don't even like people in my muslin at all ever I had a bunch like me and I still really want to drive that fucking car. Oh dude. Yeah, I love fucking drive them Like I've been in I was the first one in Christmas Mustang you were I just have driven it How you got me well, yeah, I mean it's time dude, yeah, which is like a double I'm a professional driver I know how to drive but I drive the next one though well when I'm a dull three or and I upgrade it's gonna be sick Cuz I need I'm getting another my saying your car never gonna stole it Good luck finding a fucking manual though.
No, I wouldn't get a brand new one I will get an older one. I'll get it like a really fucking stick before Chris Don't need to don't like I remember I will learn this I was gonna teach no you weren't I was gonna teach Justin how to drive a stick and we all went out to Jo Albee And you sat on a fucking dirt pile rather than being the car with us Did you do you remember watching Justin driving this day? Justin did just fucking fine. Yes, he did No, no, no, Kathy you got up the hill you get a start on the hill Arguably one of the hardest things to do on a stick you got stuck in front of Walgreens at the top of divisions Yeah, she got stopped at at Bridgewater Tires out but got So we tried to fire drill down of it people No, no, I wasn't my car Because Paul wrote in that car Then you met Paul yeah, my dad was so pissed about that And then Tom and I went we found a seat from a 95 and mine was a 93 Yeah, and the seat was just slightly larger and so it didn't fit in the car very well But I mean we got it in we got it bolted in yeah And then we got a mirror to because I broke my mirror on Manner Mike's bumper and we got a mirror and the cables on the mirror We're just slightly shorter So then I couldn't get a fucking mirror to attach and then it was on too tight and broke off in the snow in 2008 with that snow storm Yeah, no, I I just remember We're doing stuff in cars.
It always reminds me of when we all went to the college so you guys can teach me how to drive Yeah, and then we got kicked off and we're doing this fucking code We still have that cone upstairs and I saved a snake and then like a week later Justin I were out and about and we were bored and he's like let's go driving and we went out to Albie and we just drove around listening to fucking Firestarter, yeah, we just drove around No, we did totally we just brought a GBT and we just driving around and We we had a few beers and I was hanging out of the Sunroof I want to do it so I'm getting we stopped and I would drive and he would do it and he's like you drive really well Why don't you ever just drive go get your life? I'm doing really well go just driving around like hard to drive around Albie do Half-drunk like super fucking wide You can video game turn it. You don't have to like slow down I took you out there didn't I yeah I have found that I don't like driving other people's cars because like I If I'm in someone else's and I'm like all movie car cuz we're mindsets People's cars except Justin doesn't keep his breaks and adjustment. I'm like we're gonna die in this truck Justin Fuck just break pedals should not touch the fucking floor.
No. Yeah, my brakes are forward. He drives his car so hard I do want to drive his current car though. That thing's like a door.
It's not it's like a soccer mom trying to be cool I'd be able to box flying I drink that bottle. Yeah, but he's got all those cool lights and the flag now now now now It's a very white mom car dude. Don't I wish I'll go to Justin's car to the ground And I love reminding him that he's the one driving this day and while I drive the focus was I'm like your car's adorable my car's madly and metal Spear me. I've always wanted to hear you say that right more than anything ever of my entire life You need to take her saying beer me and make that her text I don't write notes you forget stuff.
Yeah Kathy beer me text on question mark. Have they beer me? Roughly No, right, but then now you make it your text. Oh, so what do you tell me you text them beer me?
No, just like put it six times at the beginning of the episode Beary so hard. Yeah, so to be it'll be Kathy beer me six times. We'll be Chris going beer me good Movie sucks so much there are there good parts like fucking shark at me or or when what's this nuts? It just happens to clung hello cool jay climbs into the fucking oven.
Yeah, like that's a good idea And then the shark burns the oven right? It's like conveniently oh So that you know see con no no Okay, Samuel Jackson our kids don't go to other houses dude. They stay in our house with you sort of not the con Yeah, I'll not to con I'll probably take a power Rangers. They probably be that um No, there's actually well no no You think right like cuz it's power rangers so you're like it's cool.
We just fucked up read it like so No shit no this hangs out in a gold dress With a blue face no shit dude This is what's fucked up so Rita's like like that She's a mummy right and she's how essentially code of power by gold like she wants you senses that her body starts We get right is that why she hangs out gold? Oh no like the whole thing is that she can manopies one of her power She manipulates gold to create this the gold monster her gold arm gold are what she needs a lot of gold and while she's coming back Oh, right? But as she's coming back to being Rita repulsa you know her evil full form She looks like a crazy hobo. She looks like a chantris from suicide squad for a minute and this bum She's sitting there and she's picking through garbage trying to find gold like she's crazy And she's like picking a little bit of gold and she's got you Yeah, oh my god that Point though, they could be security guards the ballpark yeah, yeah, great like they turn their life around just one I would have been happy for that, but no they Think of the gold bits hobo walks up and he's mumbling to it.
He's like and people say I'm crazy Haha, he's mocking her and shit the moon later with a fake man Oh, right, but he's got gold fillings and she turns around goes gold rips the teeth out Oh, oh you see is the shadow of her power like she pows his arm and you just see the shadow And he's breaking of her shattering his teeth like they had to do with a Batman cartoon Yeah, but you really had to like pan the camera up and the camera hands Oh, you see the shadow crack crack crack. She's just screaming gold and you're like this is really intense like That's like my parents would like watch misery around me and when she would go to break the fuck away like that they would cover my eyes Oh, it was so Yeah, it's girl power and shit in the first episode. Yeah, yeah watch it episode two the guy's face opens up and she's like yeah, I'm like I got you Supergirl, yeah, honestly, no, it doesn't it's not yeah, no super girl is in that vein of it It kind of like baby flash flash isn't too terribly way flash. No.
Yeah, well, I don't know No, but you totally have to watch his you have to watch you watch Mom die So for the plot mark here was a shit is trickster Again when Barry can stop it but doesn't because future I left like a little bitch that point dude both of him's have to watch his mom die The most powerful superheroes ever and they they have to let there's a part we have to let you have our thong murder Is a mom and you're like this is so emotionally heavy. I cannot you fucking cried into your god. Oh, yeah I heard about it. I'm like, I'm not gonna cry Yeah, no you watch it cuz you're just like I'm gonna call my mom and you're like no I'm good like it's like and she's gonna want to talk about shit.
I like you like my mom more. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I like your mom go take pictures with us tomorrow I'm not that with the dog. Oh, you can claim her, but you don't want to fucking do the hard work No, that's the American dream about right?
Without a lot of other people's mom's yeah, it's not other people's mom's property homes money Food yeah, but like no work. Jake lost his pen out work Or didn't have one I'm like a one for mom and he's like probably want to give me one like bullshit She loves you more than she loves me. Go get a fucking pen. No Down here.
I would think you money while Okay, he probably naysay on shit about what actually he's playing D&D with us To work in a day Did work today he looks weird scrub He needs cooler scrubs. He got Jacob old scrubs. They were free and he needed a job So I'm like here's some scrub. That's a win win.
That is free scrubs. There you go. You have like certain scrubs Jacob I didn't pay for him. I was a paper.
I scrub my workcase. What size do you wear for scrubs? Yeah, like smaller medium medium in pops the most part. Yeah, no Yeah, medium in pops and then depends on the brand of pants because Senior year when we went to Seattle for spring break I had to wear a scrub where scrub to a club because I did a lot of percent I really did because what kind of club where ladies took their shirt off No, just somewhere in the ether the universe.
There's still pictures of me probably on my space of me and scrub from yellow No, no, no, it'd be totally on my space But me and scrubs when a punch in your old me on fucking mellow Like a little bitch or a little bitch I just said stupid shit I need to get on that low until we were college But I was wearing sweatpants and a matching shirt like they were like tan pants and then like a matching tan Checker button up and they were like, sir. You can't come in here. You can't have any loose fitting gene You can't have your gang clothes on and I'm like, what the fuck would I carry a gun? I'm like, what would I accomplish with a gun?
Oh, you have a metal detector? What am I gonna do with a gun? I don't even know it's a gun. Yeah, I'm enough to necessitate a rat Like I'm just like are you serious?
It goes sorry dude. It's policy. I'm like what policy to weirdly ask questions I'm like why am I wearing fucking sweats? Why are you asking about a gun like?
You four other guys were in scrubs in the book. Well, no, and so I so I believe with Adam So Adam and I walk away his course I had a great time at the whole time. Yeah, but his crazy hot cousin was there and she's like hold up I got an idea she calls her friend who lives like two blocks away. She's like yeah, I probably got something of my My boyfriend's here you can come over so we go over I'm just trying to get this I'm gonna try to get on this fucking trip, right?
You should have gone instead of Bob We should have you instead of fucking you should ask me instead of Bob It wasn't me I see Bob on the fucking internet. I can't have Bob on my internet No, he's not my friend. I don't even know him, but I see him on like the news site all the time. I'm like you're an asshole He was like that would run the trip to but it was like Bob Greg and Justin Was he like you want to borrow my Bible?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was like an audience But so we go to Adam's cousin's friends house and she's like okay, so I can't find any of my boyfriend stuff But I have some scrubs that you might go to fit into okay, these girls They're hot their petite tiny little things early 20s nursing school. They're like small They are just small scrubs. I am not a small guy not a big guy, but I am not a small and it's still senior year I'm still I've not grown right I put on a small scrubs small scrubs pants small scrubs shirts I probably look to the most bit and bump and ready to hold out in my entire life I can't just go her and we just ripped and fall it off go back Go back to the club and the guys like Sure, you want to come in like no man.
I do not want to come in but now I have to know in one principle I don't own the shit dudes like all right. I go in and for real a lot of what the fuck I can't wear the shit. I was wearing bullshit fucking dumb. It's called me a thug No, they're which is the most like it was just fucking double like I'm not driving out of the middle of fucking nowhere to go Change up hair of fucking pants because they're like we once had people get shot because they were sweatpants I don't want to hear any goddamn story ever where bitch had sweatpants and he was like a shot motherfuckers.
You're in sweatpants You're way hard. It's fucking Seattle. It's like baby smoke can plus if that don't like it's not real gangster But oh yeah, I was on one of those scrubs and they're somewhere on the internet there's a picture me in scrubs at a club At a club well no cuz we're trying to get something I Was trying to get fucking Adam's cousin like I was all about that apples I know I'm telling me I love watching you hit a girls and you look at me sure Yeah, cuz I'll be doing fine and then Jarell or Justin They know me well enough and they're like look at Chris having good game and then they could just be like waffles whatever reason my game goes Why can't you guys but true don't do it? Or oh we know we just say hi to the girl you apparently that throws Chris's game off Okay, good enough if you say harder than I can't talk to anyone because it's just a little it could be a real story talking you guys up And Justin goes not enough Because guess is the worst wingman true and it's trying to talk him up for the other girl and he just goes not in heaven Every time I'm like shut the fuck up Justin you fuck I deal at you one.
Yeah, no even fucking Tyler was like You're shit ass fucking wingman No, yeah, we worked with Tyler Garcia Joe's and he was like no man. He's like I've got out with you We are going down here man. Yeah, cuz him and Kyle do their podcast. Yeah Where we don't even talk about music or sports sports sports I got one games go team you other time this comes out the fucking championship We would decide on the radio like a lot because I've been working in laundry a lot on rock 94 and a half like it's March Madness if you want to vice-sek to me and I'm like whoa yes During March Madness and I get one on sale Chris maybe we can go do a two-for-one shit I don't mean I don't mean no babies.
I'm down. I will wiggle give a second like a day. I'm like hey Jake just I know it's March Madness. It's a seconding month.
He's like awesome. Yeah. No, I'm waiting I got one where you can get a valve and so like you can turn it on and off like you get a valve In your vast efforts and you just kind of like press up. Yeah, I'm good I don't want to be at all if you do change your mind.
I mean it's a second. He's reversible anyways. Yeah, but I'm good I'm like the small versions of me. I'm good.
Yeah Yeah Yeah, but I'm way down for shooting blanks. Yeah, no, they're like do you want to be more never are you sure? Do you have kids? Yeah, do you want more kids?
No? My kids are coolest balls. I don't need more. That's my mom.
Yes, she was 21 Do you want to be place your kids? Yeah, do you guys are you gonna be okay? If you have any more, she's like, yeah, pretty good. Thanks.
Yeah, I'd be like I'm good I'm a hunter. I don't need smaller versions of me. Yeah Speaking of tiny humans We are playing how long will it take before Elliot comes running downstairs to ask a silly question took 20 minutes 29 minutes You guys aren't destroying everything upstairs. Are you you're not waking up?
Is up are you? Are you boogers? I like that trick question. Why would you ask that question?
Of course I'm eating boogers. That's a stupid question. As she likes to see if she's got any boogers. You're so silly We're not that entertaining I promise Yeah That is a huge computer, right?
That computer is almost as wide as you are tall She almost looks like a young Matilda Just look like infinitely longer 20, no 20 listeners we're moving on I can go back up sir. Okay, we pretended to like you now leave us. Oh You know how to play drums Get a plate of work Just sit and collect it. Yeah, well, you know you had all these days off you could have been down here We were there on the same for a while Why is Craig move the shop every 10 seconds?
Yeah, but he's had 18 different shops inside the mall Yeah, yeah, so it's at the top of the Back yeah, it looks way bigger. No, that's that was my one more shake This week Like he was in a homework store But yeah, so like that's so clearly was like about to almost cry I really think if she didn't have a cupcake she probably Right Cuz right now Vote for option two Because crushing a four-year-old dream of the comic book shop closing was No, there's two comic books. Yeah, we haven't taken The division story. Oh, yeah, if I went actual Where we go as long as she goes to the comic book store and she can get a blind bag Where it is Yeah, and then he like holds his uncle Chris's hand My pace we're going to the combo shot Yeah, and then like we haven't taken it yet Half-hertz well up to go on a tomorrow.
I have a regular one to get not that I need to I know I know I'm like get if issue to a very good It is like word for word the book. Yeah, it's gonna be a long fucking series I was gonna say is it a 12 part miniseries are my two series I don't know I did just pick up though like two hundred and eighty dollars with the comics counting my trades I got a Walking dead Jack fuck yeah, yeah, wait tiny tightness because it's it's cuz yeah, they have They're all that's what they are yeah, they come in because he's got a spider-man You go to them if you go to the real shop yeah, right when you walk in you take a right Really have the DC books. Yeah, but right before not really the DC itself is what they have the Use books yeah on the other side of that. There's just a little stand that's right there when you walk in Right that has all of them sitting there and they're like right in the middle goes teen Titans go Tiny Titans and then young justice, but the tiny Titans kale absolutely loves them either get it They do they do a spider-man they do a bunch from like that too don't want they also just really do is the girls the first That with the super girl what do we back girl?
Well What is that is out so they're all there, but I gotta go on Wednesday that or tomorrow to go pick up like twelve dollars over comics So let's go get measured for a tuxedo. Yeah, I think go the show no I know right after That way we can knock it all out are you going to go tomorrow? No, I'm doing nothing wrong You're not going bowling for Robert's birthday and shit. I don't know he's going Yeah, let's go Yeah It's just We're not allowed to have our own text group Oh, yeah, I don't have a ladies within the ladies of the podcast group Yeah, I guess they're not bad.
I mean they're not like they're like to write home about what are they not super flavorful? I've been baked roasted garlic and ranch ruffled. Sounds gross Garlic and ranch like they're not wrong with that. Yeah, but I thought they're not terrible.
They're just not like super flavorful The floor at my work in room 45 makes one of the roll up does it bleed up the walls no I stripped and waxed it and then That doesn't sound like your job on the middle of the floor. I'm laundry house Actually, I make dig up strip the floors and then I like So Yeah But But there's like a big circle from where we left the pad and then like a floor isn't even so like there's like just streaks of just nothing and like Like as soon as that person leaves or dies I am redo in it My floors don't look pretty and I just watched which waxed at work today. Oh She's gonna get in trouble. All right, so fucking so I just got hit by one of our listeners who's like you're recording episode two Yeah, it takes you two weeks this world one episode you hear that shit Wow, right?
Right, so they're getting up. I'm calling about right now on the podcast. You're gonna listen to the podcast and be like that motherfucker Okay, yes, I could have thrown it up last week. But then we wouldn't have one this week boom So and I was studying super hard last week.
So I'm like no I'll do it for next week like I had the option between one of the two weeks. Do you hear how nice Dorella's being about this? Do you hear this so because he is a better friend than I am I decided we'll do it this week. I will be distressed.
I will be done Maybe just be patient. Oh, you can say who fucking hit me a lot. Do I know this listener? No It's just a lady listener.
It's a lady listener. Yeah, is it super staff? No is a movie? No No, I don't know Melissa no I have a human fear numbers is late No, I just I just do it.
I do you know that show us we don't know There's a reason for that Make a poor choice I might as well keep it to myself Chris and then if it ends up being a good choice Chris then I Go hey, I got a good we have never fucked up a lady for you name it Melissa Melissa thought we were funny We didn't fuck up any idea how long it took to get back from that spot that I was here and you guys just went No, no, what did we do we didn't do anything Really live like six months about your names Yeah, totally have me go along with it and then go it was Chris's idea to lie to her cuz I thought it was funny That people have someone who does not trust a lot of people and I was finally she thought it was funny and it fucking worked Until you were like it was Chris's idea Dog out yes, you put you in a dog house that We We still didn't believe me so she didn't believe you guys cuz she's like your friends would back you up She thought it was your idea anyway, no it would have been alright name another one We worked with her we were gonna fuck with her anyways That is true we fucked with everybody yes, this is also true name another one Hmm not now that I lost like way more well the other day when we were at fucking at Joe's and Justin are sitting there Justin's first thing is my brother Drell. Yep. I'm sorry. You gotta sell this shit out of it Oh my god, this is my perd Did he say Drell or did he say Justin?
He said you're like this girl like she was doing the introduction and this is my brother okay They might have already known him. Yeah, yeah, we lie a lot to people But name another girl we fucked up because we were gonna lie to Melissa anyways You knew this just because you were fucking hitting on her while we were doing it meant we were gonna lie to her more But we were gonna lie to her anyways, we were we lied to everybody You remember You remember hosties coming in and they'd see the three of us just screaming at each other like what I came back Here wasn't that important and they'd leave this is true this is true every single girl at this bag like all of them No fucking Sam we didn't do that you were home reckon not with Sam no Because she had a boyfriend other Sam I don't remember the one Sam no cuz there was There was a man and then there was host the same yeah We the brain will claim to Johnson issue how the side of our guy if it has did about it is what I wasn't even there for that I wasn't in there for that. Yeah, no see that's that's too. That's there for that.
That was his name We didn't fucking do it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.
We don't ruin it. We didn't talk to her We didn't talk to all of you at all we would talk to it We'd be like what's this back down there? I don't know what to do. I don't miss that at all I was it ditties from lunch today and watch the kitchen work.
I can't be bothered to get a spare count I have to pick my nose up here at the fucking book now with cell phones like back Now they're like hold on cell things. I guess I could take you to the table Every time I think about like just all the kitchen bullshit and then the server to be like It's like we have to talk to you You don't even fucking know the menu's worth here for two years shut the fuck up. I love you I can't believe I forgot to tell you this speaking of stupid servers. Oh We're gonna get back to this We fucked one girl up for you Justin and Clinton stuff and one of the guys who works there barely construction heterosexual.
Yeah, not the one they got fired when we're there No Rob from going proud Rob Rob. Oh come he works there now He's been he's been apparently hooking up with this lady individual that he met at another bar. Okay, can you guess this lady individual? Oh With a spec aquaman Yep, I'd percent he's like yeah, this girl.
I'm kind of seeing she's the worker And he's like he's like yes, she's after person here and I'm like what and he tells me your name and No way, he's like why what's wrong with her? I'm like dude don't be a part of that all you don't want to be a part of that Is he no Andy at all because I'm not gonna end up well for no He doesn't know any no and honestly Robin probably shit Andy so like the one person Andy would not be able to continue talking Trying to pick shit with Robert on your questions the other day Gave go through some shit and yeah, he hit me up at the same. I'm like, yeah So moral problem. Yeah, I think he said it to you and me and probably somebody else Yeah, and I was like you just not right now only because he's probably going through real shit But I think he wasn't though fucking I think that's essentially what I say is like games probably going through something Which bullshit though is when he's like you're lucky with good fucking friends like Game it was just like what the fuck are you talking about?
That old chunk of a story because I was gonna go old Yeah, no, and then they got all like angry violently on each other and me when I did the what's on your mind question And they like went on some weird tirade with it. I'm like man. I was asleep He got all shitty on Robert. I didn't read it But I saw it because Robert said something about good questions and then I don't know No, I gotta tell him to because I'm like I post questions for fun not for him to be a fucking Yeah, I'll tell people on shit.
Yeah, exactly like if you agree with somebody like oh, I like that I don't like every now and then I go clowing around on shit Far machine again, yeah Captain today with never a Jack yes, so fucking good. Are you guys watching? Like the brand new New Sam right now Yeah, your TV's three hours ahead of the future is you're on Eastern time with It runs like regular Cartoon Network and then East Coast Cartoon Network. Yeah, I get it 11 So yeah, you get the replay.
Yeah, so I get a watch it at 11 like that shit in the very first episode where the leaves come down You failed us you fail With the shit with the frog in the last episode We're up to date on so I know you let him stay up for that. Yeah, you let him stay up for the rest of it You might know I put him to bed initially and I'm sitting on the couch and I'm reading a comic and I'm like it's eight It's like it was like 759 and I'm just reading the comic and I'm like what the fuck this will be important about tonight Oh, yeah, I'm bad. He's been in bed like 15 minutes like what? So watch it live No, I don't even have on the man I get a phone $30 dude.
I don't much it And he comes running out and he sits down with get another doctor who blake it and turn off all the lights We do it like theater mode style and we throw it on so we're watching the you fellas all Down Why do you like me up for the yeah, I do like I cool like being his own therapist and shit Yeah, I like the daughters of Aku that they're scary as shit and then he straight like murs them and then falls off the British Yeah, but no, I'm really I'm enjoying you killed up but you're in robots Yeah, yeah, you finally kill somebody all the robots are nothing but you kill the person This is real heavy man. This is real world shit and then the frog man. Yeah, the frog just like it scared the shit out of me like Can't remember what he said watching Jack have us like a life go break down is really under me like I really hope It's like 13 episodes and not just seven of what's the decline in madness of this guy? We're finally wins and it's jacked up being the self-defeaters by the end of it all It's fucking insane.
It's so good You is number 456 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about what I do. I'm being smart. I'm enjoying my life and I'm being good This person's kind of cool.
So it's whatever tell I hide from me You never came up with a second example all of them girls Sam doesn't count they're both girls when yeah, I mean Wayne's sister doesn't count We the brain will claim because she said about a guy who has a belly dance is one hell of a model American sister Yeah, no, we didn't do anything to her Didn't Jenna Jenna what? What about Jenna before she's with Eddie Marjana? That was all Justin was all that's because Justin was way cocked like the twins came into that dude. No before that though Justin and Shawn were like way busy I don't wear it on that one.
I don't even think I was there yet. Yeah, he's bad with everybody Like yeah, you can't get on my dick about it. Yeah, that's me. We're still pretty good.
Yeah, we just always adorable And we just know the door He's also I love you too so much like the best man couple of the world like oh don't fucking touch me. He ate my bread You got another one I know But she had to go get it herself. J. We got upstairs.
Oh fucking grab it. No, he's still not you see that God damn right shit Girl Really over bread like I told him and you're just sitting there Yeah, and it's like any holidays if there's bread involved mind bitch They always make sure there's enough bread because like I think a whole pack of rules myself So basically just wasted like $500 on us just a point to your husband that bitch best not take your bread. Yes Yes, that's what I work like the fuckers know me since like 15 years. He knows better.
Don't focus my bread That would be hilarious. I feel like that would be when the lottery just so we can pull that shit Just wait, what do you always a 10 grand on lawyers? Why kind of lying down the fucking middle of the house? Yeah, why don't you get the bathroom the old one has a kitchen But you got the kitchen with three bread makers it would you have the bathroom?
I need your kitchen I got counter space I have That'd be fun you can also call it that Don't try to change the fucking It's calling that what don't try to change the situation though mind-mind cathy's events. We have no no no Animosity towards Chris girlfriend. Yeah, sure. That's not our doing we never get to meet them.
No. Yeah Girlfriends We've been fucking super tight and we probably secured super staff for you by pulling shenanigans You I'm convinced we did this our shenanigans were like man his friends are super cool and love him that much That's how we see ourselves Other people see us if I was gonna cut that girl the fucking party dude All people say about it like you guys really need each other and you're like the best friends in the world like yeah Because if we treat other people that way cuz we do they wouldn't Know do at the Christmas party I was gonna cut that fucking girl when she was all of your dick and I'm like mine Can't be playing that what is that noise that is in the background? I don't even know how to play it, but I wasn't gonna cut that girl. It's what you know the one who totally they both as Which one they both I don't know at the beginning She's a bird tailors probably yeah, yeah, but she's all over your shit and I'm like no, but my bitch I don't care if I'm married Chris and mine Well, yeah I go to know you're married and he's like yeah the girls told him the story about her face ain't pregnant.
Oh good. That's great Tabby can you tell this because it makes my heart just got a load now every listeners like wait have you heard the story jig or Chris? No, I bet you have it's so good So I was taking pictures of my aunt's wedding that should have happened Get get up close to the mic And so we're taking pictures and her husband at the time because they divorced now But yeah, I like two years Like they had a huge fight over like for the wedding and then they were And then so his daughter was there and his daughter was like a whole like nine weeks pregnant I don't know like so she just fucking found out you can see she had a baby belly whatever Anyways, and so I went and it was your rage tone is so not passive aggressive I don't know if you could pull off passive aggressive Just I know that last weekend and then Rachelle and Melanie laughed at me. They're like your mom voice is hilarious.
It's so fucking like Mom voiced well, and it was like springtime Spokane So like we have just random fucking mother and then so I went to go okay I need all the kids in the or I was like I need all the kids to go to and then she just like I am not going outside I'm like I wasn't going to say go outside. Oh my I was gonna say the fireplace I'm like do not use that tone with me. I'm like bitch do not use that tone with me I'm like no and then like she started screaming at me and like oh hell no And then like you just slowly see Ashlyn and Jake just slowly start standing up They got it or so. We're like screaming at it like top of the camera It's just a part of the camera and like go at it and then and then they're like you need to go outside and calm down I'm like I'm gonna fucking punch her in the face and they're like no you're not she's pregnant I'm like her face ain't fucking pregnant They're like to have to go and then like my aunt She's like if my niece leaves this wedding because if your fucking daughter I swear to God I'll cut you That's pretty much how that went except not I'll cut you but but so With all the terrible shit we say Still I mean we threatened each other but I would never say like Yeah, they're like she needs to just go out this way I'm like on the way out like at the time like some of the coworkers of my aunt my mom were there and they're like Leanne She is so your daughter.
She's like yeah, I know that's why she needs to go before she actually goes goes She's like it's not safe for her Her Like Ongoing thing like her face ain't pregnant. That's one of my favorite things anybody's ever said So