Ep 80 Pedro's 12% Revolutionary DNA (Baesamen Demands Genetic Testing) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 10

What happens when your dog gets accused of “carrying genetic traces of historical dissenters”? In this launch-week episode for Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered eco-satire through the monoculture Midwest—we break in with a bulletin from the Baesamen Institute for Genetic Purity, demanding a DNA test on Pedro. The charge? He’s allegedly “up to 12% revolutionary.” The evidence? Tail wags at peace rallies and suspicious eye contact with farmworkers. Then, we dive into Chapter 10, where Camas and Tilly’s mountain biking break leads to a wild idea: turning survivalist preppers into allies of the slow food movement. From MAGA victory gardens to “community sufficiency,” it’s satire, strategy, and unlikely alliances—served cold with a side of peaches. 📚 Get Mono Mutante → aviskalfsbeek.com/mono-mutante 💛 Follow my Kickstarter → aviskalfsbeek.com/kickstarter 🎵 Music: Dalai Lama Rides a Bike by Javier “Peke” Rodriguez 🎧 Bandcamp → javierpekerodriguez.bandcamp.com 🎧 Spotify → Listen here Kitty O’Compost Music: Thanks to Nicholas Panek on Pixaby