Ep. 86 - God Said ‘No,’ Ronnie Said ‘I’m the Bad Guy’ - 09/23/2025

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt accidentally survive the rapture — which, according to TikTok prophets and one South African preacher, was definitely supposed to happen today. Spoiler: traffic was still bad, everyone’s aunt gave away their life savings, and Peaches is already plotting a fake “stay inside or you’ll float away” scam to clear the roads.Once the apocalypse talk wraps up, the guys pivot into Halloween season prep, officially announcing KBEAR’s Rockin’ Halloween powered by Juicity Vapor (aka “the spoopy season”) — complete with questionable scheduling, broken prize sheets, and the revelation that Viktor might have to dress as Ronnie Radke for Halloween.From there it’s all downhill in the best way: they roast Falling in Reverse, Ronnie’s feuds with David Draiman and Courtney LaPlante, fans posting Noah from Bad Omens’ baby photos, and a deep dive into AI artists getting multimillion-dollar record deals. Peaches plays one on air, declares pop and country officially dead, and writes an improvised nu-metal song about parental trauma called “My Mom Baked Me the Wrong Cake.”If you’ve ever wanted a radio show where the apocalypse, metal gossip, and AI pop stars collide — this episode is your chaotic spiritual awakening.