Ep. 88 - The Great Haim Fart Conspiracy - 09/29/2025

Today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is a rollercoaster of questionable education, concert disasters, and gastrointestinal warfare. Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off with the “teacher feeds kitten to a snake” headline that has both of them reconsidering their entire high school science experience. Dissections, owl pellets, and traumatizing frog flashbacks follow — until they somehow pivot to why schools should be teaching taxes and cooking instead of how to identify a cow heart.Then it’s on to The Rock’s possible presidential run, where Viktor theorizes his campaign slogan would just be “Smell What The Rock is Cooking (It’s Communism)” while Peaches imagines a WWE-style debate where Bernie Sanders takes a folding chair to the jaw.But the grand finale? A masterpiece of bathroom humor meets music journalism: a Reddit thread about a serial farter haunting every Haim concert. Naturally, Peaches tests the theory with his own “research” at a Hollywood Undead show — much to the dismay of his girlfriend. Between the farts, the BO, and the mosh pits, the guys declare that concert hygiene is officially dead.It’s gross, it’s ridiculous, it’s perfect Noon Hour energy — the kind of episode you’ll listen to twice just to believe it really happened.