Ep. 91 Hoodies, Balls & Botox

Back in their cosy home studios, the gang debrief a wild weekend: customs swabs, delayed flights and Danny accidentally sharing a plane with Cheryl Baker and Will Best while everyone else missed the memo. Celebrity Traitors gets a spoiler-heavy recap, Alan Carr’s big win gets surprisingly emotional and Jake wonders if event TV has officially resurrected. In Have You Heard, Jake dives into the cosmetic “arms race” down south with Scrotox for millennials and penis filler for Gen Z, while the others debate smooth bollocks, Coke-can girth and whether anyone is really inspecting balls that closely.In What the FAQ, Danny serves up the word cacoethes which is sadly not a difficult shite or having two minges stacked like a lasagne. Instead it’s the fancy term for the urge to do something stupid which perfectly explains drunk texts to exes, Zara sprees on Klarna and Jake thinking Hinge would help his mental health. Then Rachel’s Pendulous Riddles make a triumphant return in the Quiz with mirrors, eggs and fire, unhinged buzzers, scoreboard drama and Jake desperately trying to get on the board while James and Danny clean up.Confessionals go extra spicy with a Twitch special: walking in on three blokes in the kitchen mid “take this dick” then a cruise ship roommate whose sleep-apnoea snore is so violent it gets secretly recorded and weaponised. The gang weigh up petty revenge, shame and actual health risks before wrapping things up and inviting you to join them live on Twitch next time for more unfiltered madness, questionable decisions and deeply unserious life advice.⸻FOLLOW AND HIT THE BELL NOTIFICATION TO NEVER MISS AN EPISODEWant to contact us?Mail: [email protected]: www.meetinthemiddlepod.comInstagram: @podcast.meetinthemiddleThis episode is kindly brought to you by our friends at Pop Specs, changing the way you buy eyewear.www.pop-specs.comIntro and Outro: Living Kills - The Noise#meetinthemiddlepodcast #comedypodcast #ukpodcast #irishpodcast #spotifyvideo #scrotox #penisfiller #podcastconfessions #riddles #relationshiptalk #sleepapnea #twitchstreamer #britishhumour #irishhumour #popSpecs #funnyclips #podcastrecommendation #nsfwpodcast #videopodcast