Ep. 95: Two Squirting Boutonnières in a Rented Tux

What important life skills did you learn as a kid? How to tie your shoes? Wipe your ass? Actually call a store on the telephone to dispute their return policy? Gracious, how soft we've become... Other discussion topics may include: - Practical joking (and possibly inappropriate) priests - Learning Jason Statham life facts, but not knowing any of his movies - An accidental exploration of the great Kris Kristofferson. Or at least his name. - Celebrations of Nick at Nite, boy bands, and, believe it or not...shoehorns - People who felt like they were in Harry Potter but were not in Harry Potter