Ep 98 | Syria Strike, Cohen Raid, Comey Book, Zuck Grilled, Schumer Cringe

We break down the Syria chemical attack and missle strike response, the FBI's raid of Michael Cohen, James Comey's new book, Mark Zuckerberg on the Hill, Amy Schumer's cringey new movie and promo, plus hoax hate of the week!  Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebeta Make a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6 (If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3z Blonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41Wvc Blonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepj Listen on iTunes: http://apple.co/23YM9rM Listen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqD Listen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8E Listen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhE Listen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm Reality Facepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4V Facepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSIC Don't Stop Believin' remix: https://youtu.be/ge0fXIiP4FY Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM "Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Details on the German truck attacker: https://dailym.ai/2GZg3wq Investigators say Jen Hart was drunk, drugged her family: http://bit.ly/2GZhLxR Update on Laura Ingraham: http://bit.ly/2GWuP70 Syria coverage from Fox: https://fxn.ws/2quXEx9 Syria coverage from USA Today: https://usat.ly/2HzNSkE Trump's statement on the Syria strike: https://youtu.be/iZ0PA1KnTBE Washington Post editorial board says the Syria strike is the right call: https://wapo.st/2H0QiMn Alex Jones cries: http://bit.ly/2GYHcQ2 And calls Trump an al Qaeda buttboy: http://bit.ly/2GZhxH0 Rachel Maddow says it's all a big distraction: http://bit.ly/2H0d9rk New Yorker says Cohen raid will end Trump presidency: http://bit.ly/2qzwV1O CNN's top Comey book excerpts: https://cnn.it/2GZ22yO Reddit's parody: http://bit.ly/2GZiwqH Cruz v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/135QwmQWLrY Sasse v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/baYwMMbhtrI Kennedy v Zuckerberg: https://nbcnews.to/2GZSsM0 Erin Burnett says the 'Swahili' comment is racist: http://bit.ly/2H34bJC The Problem with Apu trailer: https://youtu.be/zGzvEqBvkP8 The Simpsons responds: http://bit.ly/2GYKm6o Al Jean's tweet responding to backlash: http://bit.ly/2qzVWK4 I Feel Pretty trailer: https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE Schumer accused of stealing the 'Enchanted Cottage' plot: http://bit.ly/2H2zeFP Schumer on Colbert: https://youtu.be/BF5kS2UotsU Hoax hate of the week, fake hijab pulling: http://bit.ly/2H2Twik