Ep 99 GI Joe The Movie

 Huge week for fantasy with the Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance and Carnival Row hitting Netflix and Prime respectively. We review them and let you know if Dark Crystal had the same heart and aesthetic of the original and if Carnival Row was able to balance world building and storyline.  Then we get to cover one of Greg's favorite after school cartoons, GI Joe. GI Joe the Movie never made it to theaters, but was split up over several days on network TV, as well as video release. It's almost as crazy as Robo Vampire, but oddly more coherent, despite featuring a guy turning into a snake and another dude in a flowered shirt riding incorrectly on a helicopter.  And of course our question of the week: What are the top 5 best celebrity cameos in cartoons as themselves? Remember if you use our link (https://amzn.to/2KxR8OU) we get a little bit of money towards server costs at no extra cost to you. So go ahead and buy that Nicholas Cage Mermaid Pillow you definitely need.  Segment Times   08:20 - Snap Decisions 16:35 - Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance  29:93 - Carnival Row 36:51 - GI Joe:The Movie 1:01:25 - The Question   We have a store! Check out our shirts, mugs, bags and phone cases here: Buy cool crap! And you can always reach us at [email protected] or at our Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/givemefivepodcast/     We are now available on Podcoin! Get paid to listen to all your favorite podcasts. Use the code FIVE to get 300 extra points.    Opening Theme   Opening theme: GLOW by DJ Ten (feat LeBrock and ULTRABOSS ) Snap Decisions theme: Skin by DJ Ten (feat Mecha Malko) All artists available on Bandcamp Rant Theme - Samurai Cyberpunk by Shredder 1984  Available on Bandcamp