Ep16: Hearts Down Under

When a fancy New York chef inherits a diner in Australia, will the handsome cook be able to convince her to stay down under? If she's got the breezy charisma of Cindy Busby and he has the sparkling eyes of Tim Ross, she just might put another shrimp on the barbie. Mary and Charlie both liked "Hearts Down Under." More than most Hallmark movies, this one left us with questions: How are they going to make this long-long-distance relationship work? Where was our three month later? Are the patrons of the restaurant going to have to eat those contaminated corn flakes? What does Caroline have against poor Tiny? Is it smart to trust Marla after she purposely broke her workplace's electrical system? Does Cindy Busby require that her leading men always have a shirtless scene? How and when did homegirl get that amazing booty? Where is Hallmark hiding Merritt and Julie and Bethany Joy? Does anyone enjoy splashing? Plus, we cast ourselves in plum roles, award an Oscar to an unsung hero of the film, and Mary tells us about a fascinating Hallmark classic that she saw on the mysterious channel, UpTV.