Ep29: Nick tells the story of his 3rd-worst neighbor; Evelyn shuts down Christian comedy hour.

Nick launches this episode of the RJP with Part Three (or maybe Part One? It's all TBD at this point) of a potential worst-neighbor-ever trilogy: a restaurant owner who tried to annex the building’s gorgeous plant-lined corridor as his personal patio, break room, and smoke lounge. After the landlord, the fire marshal, and basic zoning rules all tell him “no,” the restaurant owner pivots to his backup plan: turning the hallway into a rotating exhibit of fryer oil, cardboard, and wine in a garbage bag.Evelyn then shares a story from her teaching days where two grown men pull a little after-hours “prank”: one corners her alone in a classroom with intense, targeted religious interrogation vibes, and the other appears like it’s a magic trick. Surprise! It was all for laughs! (Translation: it wasn’t.) Evelyn follows up the way an adult should have to zero times in her life by paying one of the teachers a little visit, names how inappropriate it was, and politely informs him that scaring colleagues for sport is a great way to land yourself in HR.Two countries and one shared lesson: sometimes peace talks are nice, but sometimes the most Canadian-American unity you’ll ever experience is simply agreeing on this sentence: don’t be a douchebag.TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. =============Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn? Email them at [email protected]