Ep31: Nick out-narcs the defense lawyer; Evelyn breaks down snow day politics.

Nick learns the hard way that you should never say “Where’s a cop when you need one?” out loud, because the universe will take it as a legally binding request. A pair of cars are street racing, a head-on crash happens, and Nick becomes an accidental teen narc. Months later he's still dealing with court continuances, missed school, and a defense lawyer who tries to gaslight him in the waiting room.Evelyn follows with a passionate explanation of snow days: the pure dopamine of “no kids are coming” (especially when you haven’t left the house yet), the thrill of checking the predictor site, and the sacred rite of texting every teacher friend like it’s Christmas morning. But the wish turns rotten when it’s a Friday PD day snow day, aka “Congrats, you got the day off… except you didn’t, and you also lost your prep, and now your life is ministry-mandated PowerPoints, three cheers for literacy..."Before you go: we want your best accent attempts. Record a quick voice memo doing your best Canadian accent (if you’re American) or American accent (if you’re Canadian). One sentence with as much chaos as you can cram in there.If you need a prompt, say: “I failed 13th grade and it was a real slap in the bum for my mom.”  Email it to [email protected] and we'll play it on a future episode.TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. =============Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn? Email them at [email protected]