Ep33: Nick's watch costs more than your car; Evelyn gives the pep talk nobody asked for.

Nick kicks things off by assigning Evelyn the sacred American homework of watching Alec Baldwin’s “Always Be Closing” monologue, then immediately demands she create a music-teacher version of ABC. Evelyn responds with “Ask Before Closing,” a classroom law designed to prevent busted guitars, busted routines, and busted early-exit dreams.From there, we get a full hallway-justice saga: one student tries to sneak out early, Evelyn tracks him down in the cafeteria like a woman possessed, and the whole class gets the deeply satisfying return of Scott to the scene of the crime. It’s discipline, theatre, and asset protection, all wrapped into one very sweaty high school music room.Meanwhile, America contributes David Mamet, emotional violence, and the phrase “coffee is for closers,” while Canada contributes classical guitars, weaponized patience, and a teacher who absolutely will come down the stairs after you. Peace between nations? Maybe not. But at least nobody dropped the guitar.TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. =============Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn? Email them at [email protected]