Ep4: Evelyn turns Canada into performance art; Nick turns America into performance illness.

In Episode 4, Evelyn drops her peacemaking prompt with the subtlety of a Timbit cannon: "You’ve been chosen to build a national statue, but it can only be made of stereotypes."Nick slaps on his Ray-Bans and responds by sculpting America into a fever-dream of chips, firearms, raw milk, measles, and an above-ground pool full of ivermectin. Evelyn, meanwhile, refuses the statue brief entirely and commissions a humble 3-movement Canadian tableau vivant, starring auditioned moose, beavers, geese, puffins, and polar bears in full Canadian tuxedos.Expect poutine and butter tarts, Niagara Falls to Newfoundland icebergs, Parliament Hill as the grand finale, a Tragically Hip salute, and a surprise Baywatch twist that somehow involves Pamela Anderson…as performed by wildlife. Roll up your denim sleeves, folks. You don't want to miss this.TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. =============Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn? Email them at [email protected]