Ep45: Nick aimed straight for Brian’s face; Evelyn lied through the sunburn.

Episode 45 here on the Reverse Jackass podcast!Nick takes us back to first grade, where a long-simmering hatred for a kid named Brian finally meets its moment: one perfectly timed, absolutely nuclear soccer kick straight to the face. The result? Blood everywhere, Brian snot-crying, and a missing permanent tooth. Justice is served, consequences are not.Evelyn counters with two crimes of her own: first, running over her sister with a bike hard enough to embed gravel in her butt cheeks and somehow not taking the fall, and second, executing a senior skip day so clean it involved using her piano exam as an alibi, despite visible sunburn evidence. Canada commits its chaos quietly (and without UV protection, apparently), and  America launches it right at your face...and somehow both systems reward the same thing: confidence and a straight (sometimes sunburned) face.TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. =============Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn? Email them at [email protected]