Ep7: Revealed: The Truth About Pat Rafter

On this episode, a very special guest intros the show with a callback to an unfortunate incident in Marko's golf career.Ox and Marko debate whether you can, or can't, have gold plated teeth and it then moves into the boys theory of evolution and how animals have evolved. Don't ask. We can't figure out that tenuous link either. Ox suggests that they might revisit 'evolution chat' in a future episode. We're hoping he forgets.'Can We Still Be Friends' is back and Marko has a scenario to pose to Ox involving him and his wife Trish. Ox reveals a story of when he beat up a kid who sprayed graffiti on his fence, the kid is probably still scarred.And in an embarrassing reveal. We find out that Ox's taste in movies is appalling. Fan of Die Hard? Goodfellas? Sicario? The Bourne movies? Noooo....far worse. He should be ashamed.We bring back the cone of silence this week, and find out Ox and Marko's pickup techniques from years gone by - what worked for them. Obviously being the cone of silence, we can't share it here - and it has to remain in confidence in the Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers family. But suffice to say, Marko's technique in particular was a disgrace and you may never eat an Allens Snake lolly again.On pickup techniques, Ox reveals the former footy player who was 'best on ground' in this area, and Mark Allen reveals the greatest 'team player' in the history of Australian nightclubs. And Ox and Marko reveal the truth about the kind of guy Pat Rafter really is.Oh and unfortunately, there is another short-statured person gag on the show. Apologies.Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.Join the Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers family and get around it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.