EP87 | 殘酷二選一趴萬 - 記住我的ID和密碼

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開始玩遊戲時，請務必誠實回答！小額贊助支持本節目： https://open.firstory.me/user/clobkmqnw01q301wb37z65fi1 留言告訴我你對這一集的想法： https://open.firstory.me/user/clobkmqnw01q301wb37z65fi1/comments 🛎️ 你要有一顆像網球一樣小的頭，還是大的像西瓜的頭 🛎️ 你要當個無比快樂的母胎單身人類，還是做一個不快樂的有伴侶者？ 🛎️ 你要當非常醜的天才還是全世界最漂亮的智障？ 🛎️ 你要吃大便味的咖哩還是咖哩味的大便？ 🛎️ 無止盡的愛還是多到數不清的錢？ 🛎️ 夏天只能吃火鍋，還是冬天只能吃挫冰？ 🛎️ 一輩子不洗澡，還是一輩子不洗頭？ 🛎️ 你寧願暴露自己的思想給所有人，還是一輩子都不能穿衣服但能保持思想的隱密？ 🛎️ 你寧願一生都無法控制自己放屁（除了約會的時候），還是在每一個初次約會都無法控制自己放屁？ 🛎️ 正常穿衣但永遠都像是裸體吹著寒風，還是裸體但不論天氣都能處於舒適的感覺？ 🛎️ 你寧願一生都無法高潮，還是每天高潮 200 次？ 🛎️ 你寧願和你的表兄弟姊妹秘密的上床，還是你明明沒有但大家卻覺得你有？ 🛎️ 你寧願完全沒有胸部還是一次有三個超渾圓的胸部？ 🛎️ 你可以接受卸不掉的睫毛膏，還是卸不掉的唇膏？ 🛎️ 你身材要腰很粗但有細長的雙腿，還是腰細但大腿小腿都超粗？ 🛎️ 約會的時候，你寧願眼線底妝全暈掉超可怕，還是講話時發現菜渣卡牙縫？ 🛎️ 你寧願有很明顯的狐臭味？還是有超多的頭皮屑掉在肩膀上？ 🛎️ 你想要你的笑聲像豬叫還是每一次哭都像狼嚎？ 🛎️ 每次洗澡都會忘記自己有沒有洗頭還是每次出門都會忘記自己有沒有鎖門？ 🛎️ 一輩子吃自己不愛吃的東西還是一輩子只吃同一道料理你超愛的料理？ 🛎️ 在你身上的拉鏈都會壞掉還是鞋帶永遠會鬆開？ 🛎️每次說謊都會自動放屁還是每次緊張都會狂流口水？歡迎收聽、追蹤、分享做功德😌 這裡聽節目🙉 https://shorturl.at/rDJO8 私密話➡️ [email protected] Powered by Firstory Hosting

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This episode was published on April 2, 2025.

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開始玩遊戲時，請務必誠實回答！小額贊助支持本節目： https://open.firstory.me/user/clobkmqnw01q301wb37z65fi1 留言告訴我你對這一集的想法： https://open.firstory.me/user/clobkmqnw01q301wb37z65fi1/comments 🛎️ 你要有一顆像網球一樣小的頭，還是大的像西瓜的頭 🛎️ 你要當個無比快樂的母胎單身人類，還是做一個不快樂的有伴侶者？ 🛎️...

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