Ep9: Marko: I'm Not Getting Any Action

This week Ox and Marko again explore Civil Selfishness, and Marko has some strong opinions on traffic light etiquette, but Ox might just have a genius solution to Marko's concerns.Ox then turns into stats man, giving stats on American road accidents. Why? No idea. He just did. The convo then moved onto American mass shootings and the numbers, which are genuinely terrifying and Mark revealed his experience with a gun when he lived in Texas.Ox goes rogue and starts calling kids losers for doing something that all kids do. Disgraceful. But it flows onto a discussion about things that kids don’t do anymore, and we find out that Ox and Marko are massive fans of marbles!Marko reveals that he sunbakes on a lilo at home, and his theory is that if he doesn't have an even tan he won't get any action at home from Trish. Too much information. Ox has a bizarre dislike of lilo’s and goes on. And on. And on about them. And then on a bit more.We get a Twisties update from Ox, inspired by Rod the Plumber who has discovered a new flavour coming out soon and called the show to let the boys know. Is Ox still on the wagon with his Twisties addiction, or has he faltered?And the boys have a discussion around whether cheating in golf is ever okay. Marko is surprisingly tolerant of certain cheating scenarios, and Flan from the Gold Coast calls in with one of the all time great golf stories - you’ve got to hear this one, it’s absolute gold, and we discover the term for people who are jealous of people who’ve had a hole in one.Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.Join the Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers family and get around it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.