epi 28 - read me my rights before you f*ck me

IN THIS EPISODE WE DISCUSS: WHAT PLASTIC SURGERIES WE WOULD DO - WE LOVE DISCUSSING THINGS WE HATE ABOUT OURSELVES HANNAH GIVES THE LOGISTICS OF HER BOOB JOB HANNAH TALKS MONICA OUT OF FAKE EYELASHES BC MONICA CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER OWN EYEBROWS WE THEN HAVE A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO DECIDED TO START A ROLEPLAY MID FOREPLAY WHICH WE AGREE IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING ENJOY IDK WHY THIS WAS ALL CAPS LOCK BUT IT FELT RIGHT