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EPISODE · Jun 29, 2014 · 2 MIN

Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Prince Blueblood vs Big Macintosh)

from Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs · host Phoenix Winter

(let me know who you think won by typing it in the comment below)I think Big Macintosh wonLyrics:[Blueblood]Oh please, you little pauperDo you know who I am?I'm a prince. Against meI'm surprised that you can standThey sent some filthy work horse to fight?Oh, how absurd!How can you rap battle?You only know two words!You're such a joke!When you were a dog, you had more brains!Spend less time with coltsAnd we won't think that you're gay!You call this game a rap battle?Well, this will be over quickBut I'm not leaving 'till I teach this muttA few brand new tricks!There's nothing big about youYou won't leave anyone wowingThat's probably why your gardenIs the only field you're plowingI'll leave your eyes derping in circlesBy the end of this song!And you'll keep saying to yourself"I just don't know what went wrong!"[Big Mac]You like to talk a big gameYou sure are pompous, eeyup!But everything that you've saidJust doesn't seem to add upNow pardon me if I'm wrongYou see, I'm no good at mathBut I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 isTo whoop your ass!I may not be the brightest bulbOr the sharpest of nailsBut you're so dense that peopleThink you're delivering their mailYou're a coward! A chump!You're not cut out for this game!Oh by the wayYou have a little bit of dirt in your maneThey call you Blueblood?I'm sure that's not the only thing blueIf anypony is a joke hereIt's probably youYou've gone way out of your leagueJust pack your bags and go homeThey call me Big for a reason:Too much to handle on your own![Blueblood]You've taken one too many apples to the headYou big fool!Go back to your "Schmoopy Woopy Pie"Cause you're about to get schooled!Too much to handle on my own?Oh, you think that you're scary?You got tricked by your sisA chicken, and dictionary!This ain't a rodeo, you pigNow get that dirt off your coat!Cause while you're stuck in the mudI'm in the air, on a boat!Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleepYou big dope!Do you still think you can win?Because the answer's "Nnnope!"[Big Mac]Every rose has its thorn?Well, you could have fooled me!Because you sure ain't no flower, princeYou're more like a weed!I'll buck you like a rotten appleKick you out in the rainYou're not a prince, BluebloodYou're just a big royal pain!Where's your charming attitude now?What's wrong, are you scared?Because I shot you down like RarityOr some other mare?You better saddle up and leaveBefore I show you some harmSo get your royal ass upAnd get the buck off my farm!

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