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EPISODE · Jun 29, 2014 · 2 MIN

Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Twilight vs Trixie)

from Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs · host Phoenix Winter

(tell me in the comment who you think won)Twilight won this one!Lyrics:[Trixie]They call me Trixie!The master bitch of all magic spells!You say your name is Twilight Sparkle?That don't ring any bells!I've slayed an Ursa Major!All your feats are just minor!I'll take you back to school, TwiAnd show you who's the best rhymerI've got crowds from everywhereThey come to see my magic!My spells are straight electrifying!I'm dropping gods, it's tragic!So check yourself, you impudent foalI'll make you stagger!By the way, your horn looks kinda limpGo and take some Viagra!And while you're at itJust put the books down, you freaking nerd!You'd have to read to know how to breatheYou're fucking that absurd!I thought the books were better than you!Ed and Bella still got more class!So just take a passCause if you keep comingThen Trixie will come beat your ass![Twilight]Dear Princess CelestiaI learned this today:Some mares like Trixie talk shitWhat else can I say?To make it worseThey're cocky, always leaving you sweatin'But when they're talking like a bitchThen go and teach them a lesson!You say your spells are great and powerful?I learned from the best!You're just a washed up Vegas rejectWho failed her magic test!I've got a dragon with witsThat are sharper than razorsWhat kind of friends you got, bitch?Some smoke machines and some lasers?Magic is my elementI do not need to be toldBitch, I was casting stronger magicWhen I was just a foal!You're a fraud!A bigger chicken than Scootaloo!I was hoof-chosen by the princessNow where the fuck does that leave you?[Trixie]Hoof-chosen? By a troll?You're a pretty dense blokeShe probably just chose youAs one of her big fucking jokes!I'll beat you down, TwiMake you crySo best watch what you're startin'!I'll leave you so stumpedThey'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten![Twilight]Now Spike, take a letterCause the bitch doesn't knowThe kind of Nightmare Night she's bringingWhen she puts on this show!Silly mare, tricks are for kidsYou fucking failure!But don't worry, girlThough you suck, you've still got Snips and Snails

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