EPISODE · Jul 11, 2014 · 3 MIN
Epic Rap Battle Of MLP - (Mandopony vs AcousticBrony)
from Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs · host Phoenix Winter
THIS MUSIC CONTAINS SWEARINGyou have been warned(here's a bonus!! let me know who won in the comments below)I had a hard time deciding but in the end Mandopony won.Lyrics:(MandoPony)Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA sonYou'll be crying in the loo by the time this is doneI'm the Brony every mother buckin' Brony should knowI'm so dope I wrote songs that oughta be in the showNow AcousticBrony is all up in my faceSo you better rap tight or get outta this placeCuz when it comes to rappin, you're gonna have an epic failYour gonna derp it up like you're delivering mail!(AcousticBrony)Call yourself a musician? I don't know how you survivedBy the end of all this your 'fans' will have all unsubscribed!So listen up Mando, I'll tell you JUST how I feelBut buckle up first cause this shits about to get real!Everpony can see that you talk NOTHING but SHITI see you right through your charade, so you may as well quitYou think your songs are better, bro you must be insaneYou'll never beat me, cause this is MY domain(MandoPony)Please! Your domain is smaller than your ENGLISH WILLYI'm like Big Mac son, you're still just a little fillyAin't nopony gonna beat my sick-ass rhymesI been on Equestria Daily like 14 times!I even make chiptunes, you silly Brony LimeyKinda like RainbowCrash, except the music was actually WRITTEN by meYou got the subs, but but I got the hard realityYour fame is in its twilight, you got a lotta crepuscularity(AcousticBrony)You're like a big mac? So you're no good for anypony..Come on.. just admit it.. you're nothing but a phony!You may have been able to get your songs on E-Q-DBut you know that don't mean shit, cause you ain't got nothing on meYou got your 8-bits, but I got my 8 inch weenieMy music is magic, I'm like a mother bucking genieTo be honest, you're pathetic, but that's not all that you are..You're a desperate virgin douche bag who plays a miniature guitar!(MandoPony)My mandolin's more dope than anything you ever seenI'm a folk, punk, electro-rapping MLP machineI'm so ill I need an appointment with Dr. WhoovesWhile Vinyl Scratch shakes her flank to my superfly groovesI never been a brony to hate on other brony musiciansBut I feel that I been blessed, obsessed, caressed and in a rather unique positionI got a thousand screamin' YouTube fans who'll back me upWhen I tell AcousticBrony to SHUT THE BUCK UP!(AcousticBrony)I hate to say it, but you're nothing more than a disaster!You're out of your league, you're against a real buckin' master!What is it with you? Does the message not get through?You're just a waste of time, not even Fluttershy loves you!I dont need to come back with a great verse, I have no fear..Cause you're just tryna get to the top, using nothing but my ideas!MandoPony? Who's that? Nobody gives 2 shits...I'll continue to rise and watch your career fall to bits!(MandoPony)My career ain't falling to bits, I'm just getting startedI gotta list your talent among the dearly departedIt's the gospel according to MandoPony, y'all receive it?This Epic Battle is OVER, and I won -- BELIEVE IT!(AcousticBrony)I've got more talent than you in HALF my pinkie fingerAnd even Dashie has to laugh when you try and call yourself a singerYou're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soonSo pack your bags son, cause I'm sending you straight to the moon
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