Episode 004 | Cigarette French Toast Tobacco

The fellas continue their struggle with interstate podcast syncopations, and summer humidity. David finally adopts “cigarette french toast steak tobacco” while arriving at an elitist beef-jerky paved crossroad. Patience runs thin quickly when “Big Brown Water” Noah attempts to research African tobacco, and David introduces the flowery spoils of his previous week’s bidding war. Tensions run high over the question of what exactly constitutes an “estate pipe”, overpayment for lipstick erection pipes, and mysterious little metal cigarettes. Noah dreams about an inoffensive Meerschaum hatchet pipe, while David struggles with the first attempt at smoking the floral Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pipe.