Episode 004: Don’t Touch My French Toast.

We’re starting off strong with a story that still has me heated: a coworker, my breakfast, and zero utensils in sight.From there it spirals (as it should). I get into doomsday prep TikTok, why I don’t actually want to survive an apocalypse, and recap one of the most overbooked weekends of my life.We unpack a viral prison pregnancy story that sounds like pure fiction, talk Harry Potter reboot concerns, and call out the Duggars (again… because it never ends).Also: defending Jack Harlow, side-eyeing Chappell Roan, draft rumors, and pitching better Summer House locations.Reality TV breakdowns include: Jesse’s nonsense, Ciara deserved better, Kyle being… Kyle, and my honest thoughts on Karen Huger, Wendy, and the state of Potomac.And yes — we have to talk about that Traitors finale.