Episode 052: CERN, Satellites, and Sativa: Conspiracies That Slap When You’re High

This week on High Level Chronicles, Chris and Paul fire up the lemon cherry gelato and dive beak-first into the world of baked conspiracy theories. Ever wonder why you've never seen a baby pigeon? Or why the flag on the moon looks like it’s caught in a gust of interstellar wind? From AI shirts to Raven Rock, and from Black Myth: Wukong to bandwidth upgrades, it's all on the table today. Get ready for government pigeons, Kubrick’s lighting budget, and more bizarro logic than a Reddit thread at 2AM.