Episode 052: Dungeons & Dragons!

Episode 052 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Roll (69) for Initiative.Today’s Theme: D&D. That stands for Dragons & Dungeons, ya goofballs.Our first topic is your most fun/wasted day in D&D. It’s adorable that Art thinks any session of D&D wouldn’t be defined as “wasted” by the general public. He needs a real hobby, like stamp collecting. Hell, at least you’d be less likely to die a virgin.Our second topic is your favorite character you’ve played. No, Chris R. isn’t talking about LARPing… it’s somehow even more pathetic. So, apparently everyone doesn’t play a Conan or Dumbledore-clone? Who knew!? Oh duh… I forgot about Legolas.Our third topic is how D&D has affected your outside life. In other news, people who play D&D actually have a life. Good news for our freshest (read: least pathetic) panelist, Jon, who’s new to the game. Or did things already suck for you to begin with?Our fourth (not final!) is your best/worst item in D&D. Does a MOAB count or is that just wishful thinking? Tim says there’s more to it than just pointy objects you stab each other with. Pffft! Unless the jousting sticks from American Gladiators are DLC, I’m not interested.Our final topic is… why? Yep, our resident smartass/ jerkoff, Lex, doesn’t know a f’n thing about D&D, so he needs to defer to the rest of the panel to understand the appeal. Producer Kenny, perhaps you can throw someone a lifeline in the future. kthnxbye