Episode 053: Happy Birthday, America

Episode 053 of That Was Disappointing is Live. It’s the Nation’s (belated) birthday and our first anniversary. Mazel tov! Today’s Theme: America, F*ck yeah! Our first topic is what else is as American as apple pie. Frivolous lawsuits anyone? Lex feels like the eponymous fruit has had its 15 minutes of fame and it’s time to give something else a chance… like coffee enemas. I mean, does it really matter what end it goes in? Our second topic is America’s obsession with the royal family. New panelist (and an Englishman!), Julian, doesn’t understand why anyone would care about their comings-and-goings. Especially when he (and his fellow redcoats) don’t. We say push posh to that. Our third topic is what state you’d kick out of the Union. Having already pissed off the world at the beginning of the episode, Art decided to go for the gusto and alienate his fellow Americans too. Producer Kenny’s vote was for Botswana because why not? Our final topic is your worst side dish for the 4th of July. There’s two things that Chris W. knows in this world and that’s cars and food. Well, and dingleberries, but he told us that in confidence. We’d never dream of betraying his trust. We’re besties like that. ❤️