Episode 055: Cooking

Episode 055 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Let’s get all Julia Child up in this beotch. Today’s Theme: Cooking. Add bologna, American cheese, repeat. Our first topic is your go-to dish when you’re hoping to make a little whoopee. As in Wham. Bam. Thank Ya Ma’am (or Sir)! Lex is relatively new to the culinary arts, but he’s a modern day Adonis in the kitchen. As a matter of fact, he’s only burned his Hungry Man once. Our second topic is the terrible things people do to normal dishes. If you put shredded cheese atop your pizza, Kelly thinks you should be placed in front of a firing squad. A little harsh don’t you think? Shouldn’t we save this punishment for more unforgivable sins like preferring grape jelly over strawberry? Producer Kenny is a monster. Our third topic is what we’ve learned from our favorite cooking shows. Art’s learned a lot of things from Chopped, most of all that Ted has dreamy eyes. It hasn’t really benefited him I’m the kitchen, but it’s not like you’d have been able to guess that from his waistline. Hiyo! Our final topic is disastrous dishes/meals. Look, we’ve all clucked up a time or two in the kitchen. Sure, we might not have started the biggest wildfire this side of the Rockies, like Matt, but we all have our cross to bear. You’ll be happy to know he’s never tried his hand at another risotto.