Episode 056: Sleep

Episode 056 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.” — James Thurber Today’s Theme: Sleep. When all the physical/mental pain goes away and is replaced with night terrors. ❤️ Our first topic is the weird shit that’s happened when you didn’t get enough sleep. Art wanted us to know it was lack of beauty rest and not hallucinogenics that made a tiny Christmas tree sprout from the hood of his car. Sure, and I suppose that’s just golf balls and not hemorrhoids in your boxers, right? Our second topic is recurring dreams. Specifically, deciphering said dreams. Every panelist was supposed to have a go but newb, Sean, decided to hijack the conversation. Arrogance may be a turnoff to some, but we’re just happy to find someone that doesn’t hate themselves… yet. Our third topic is dreams you wish you had more of. Lex doesn’t dream about sex. This makes Lex sad. If you don’t want to make Lex sad, send thoughts and prayers his way to remedy this situation. Perhaps he should’ve specified the type of sex he was talking about first… Our final topic is the f-ed up places we’ve fallen asleep. Another first-time not-long-time guest, Mike, has slept in all kinds of odd places. He’s kinda like a hobo, but without the cool bag-on-a-stick. Producer Kenny would look up the correct nomenclature for that item, but he has better things to do. Like literally anything. Seriously, get him out of this hell.