Episode 069: Halloween Special

Episode 069 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Such a sexy number for such a spooooooky episode. Today’s Theme: Halloween. What’s scarier than a ghost? Your Mom. Bonus points awarded if she’s already dead. Our first topic is your favorite costume from year’s past. Lex was going to do something with Alec Baldwin this year, so we’ve immediately enrolled him in sensitivity training. Meanwhile, Producer Kenny is going as Lady Godiva, gentlemen/ladies… Our second topic is the crappiest “treat” you got while trick-or-treating. Do people really get religious pamphlets? Fortunately, that never happened to Ben as everyone already knew where he was going. “One of us, one of us!” Our third topic is your best Halloween shindig ever. Is anyone else surprised that Art’s best Halloween party didn’t turn into an orgy? I know it’s hard to believe, but he was quite the stud muffin in his youth. Now he just has a muffin top. Hiyo! Our final topic is when (if ever) it’s too early to decorate for Halloween. We still have our Christmas tree up from last year. Why the hell are you asking us? Seriously though, it’s never too early, Al. Don’t forget to bring the Home Depot 12-foot Skelton up from your sex dungeon first.