Episode 074: True Crime

Episode 074 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’re so homely, even serial killers aren’t interested in us. Today’s Theme: True Crime. The opposite of petty larceny. But let’s be honest, we stole your heart from Episode 001. Our first topic is the serial killers that terrified you the most. Yeah, they’re all skeevy POS, but some have modus operandi that would make even us potential victims. Well, everyone but Lex. Hell, even Typhoid Mary would reject him. Our second topic is the unsolved crime you’d like to see, er… solved. Think Magic Eye meets Where’s Waldo, but on steroids. Kat’s still trying to figure out the mystery of how we talked her into doing this show again. We’d say it’s our puppy dog eyes, but she has a newborn at home (congrats!) Our third topic is your choice for best/worst crime series. Oh, like that channel that shows nothing but reenactments of spouses trying to bump each other off? As an expectant father, Art’s wife already got what she needed. Nice knowing you, homie. Our final topic is why we all like this disturbing garbage so much. Hell, even Producer Kenny stops masturbating to watch the latest episode of Unsolved Mysteries… or was that Tiger King? He doesn’t really stop, does he?