Episode 079: Follies of Youth

Episode 079 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Oh, the halcyon days of yore when masturbation was of utmost importance… why hasn’t anything changed!? Today’s Theme: Follies of Youth. Did you know at least one member of our staff (name rhymes with Bart Small) has outstanding warrants in at least 4 states? Our first topic is the dumbest thing you did/biggest lesson you learned in your early life. The mistakes Art has made could fill a book, we’re talking War and Peace. Did anyone ever actually read that, BTW? Considering it’s lack of pop-ups, we’re going to venture a guess we didn’t miss much. Our second topic is really lighthearted: should you be dead by now? Kevin says “yes” rather enthusiastically, so either he has a guardian angel on his shoulder or someone has a sick sense of humor. We’re gonna guess he’s still here for a reason though, even if it is just to prattle on about pro wrestling. Our third topic is the biggest misconception you had about the birds and the bees. You’ll be surprised that Lex had an embarrassing story to share… said no one ever. Meanwhile, Producer Kenny is still disappointed that interspecies erotica doesn’t exist between our avian and apiary friends. Our final topic is the mistake that haunted you for years. We’d say it’s the fact Ben gave up his martial arts training, but we’ve also seen him in a Gi. #Yikes At least he didn’t do anything to further tarnish his reputation. You know, like be a semi-regular on a shitty podcast.