EPISODE · Jul 4, 2025 · 30 MIN
Episode 1: Hard Ticket to Hawaii – Bazookas, Boobs & Blow-Up Dolls
from B-Movie Blitzkrieg · host Duncan McLeish
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast - Episode 1 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)Welcome to the debut episode of the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, where your hosts Duncan & The Baz dive headfirst into the gloriously goofy world of B-movies! This week, we’re kicking things off with a bang (and a snake, and a frisbee of death) as we review the 1987 cult classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii.---In This Episode:A plot outline that’s somehow both paper-thin and wildly convoluted: Drug smugglers, secret agents, and a contaminated mutant snake — yes, really.---Our Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:- The infamous exploding skateboarder scene (because why not add a bazooka to a drug bust?).- The frisbee assassination...a moment so surreal it deserves its own Oscar category.- That snake in the toilet jump scare that redefined bathroom anxiety.- The blow-up doll decoy that somehow works (??).- The “It’s a hard ticket to Hawaii” line delivery that made us question reality.Plus: A breakdown of the most ridiculous script choices (spoiler: there are many).The worst plot holes, including how a snake gets infected with cancer and becomes a super predator.Our official B-Movie Blitzkrieg rating out of five... Will it be a glorious trainwreck or just a flaming dumpster fire?---Whether you're a seasoned B-movie buff or just here for the chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, gasps, and more than a few “what did I just watch?” moments.---Next Episode Drops: Friday 18th July 2025We’ll be heading into the mall of mayhem with 1986’s Chopping Mall... Where shopping costs more than just your wallet.---🕒 TIMECODE:00:00:00 - THEME SONG00:00:45 - INTRO00:03:44 - PLOT00:08:07 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS00:18:26 - BEST/WORST LINES00:24:10 - PLOTHOLES00:26:24 - SCORE00:28:33 - CLOSE
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B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast - Episode 1 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)Welcome to the debut episode of the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, where your hosts Duncan & The Baz dive headfirst into the gloriously goofy world of B-movies! This week, we’re kicking things off with a bang (and a snake, and a frisbee of death) as we review the 1987 cult classic Hard Ticket to Hawaii.---In This Episode:A plot outline that’s somehow both paper-thin and wildly convoluted: Drug smugglers, secret agents, and a contaminated mutant snake — yes, really.---Our Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:- The infamous exploding skateboarder scene (because why not add a bazooka to a drug bust?).- The frisbee assassination...a moment so surreal it deserves its own Oscar category.- That snake in the toilet jump scare that redefined bathroom anxiety.- The blow-up doll decoy that somehow works (??).- The “It’s a hard ticket to Hawaii” line delivery that made us question reality.Plus: A breakdown of the most ridiculous script choices (spoiler: there are many).The worst plot holes, including how a snake gets infected with cancer and becomes a super predator.Our official B-Movie Blitzkrieg rating out of five... Will it be a glorious trainwreck or just a flaming dumpster fire?---Whether you're a seasoned B-movie buff or just here for the chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, gasps, and more than a few “what did I just watch?” moments.---Next Episode Drops: Friday 18th July 2025We’ll be heading into the mall of mayhem with 1986’s Chopping Mall... Where shopping costs more than just your wallet.---🕒 TIMECODE:00:00:00 - THEME SONG00:00:45 - INTRO00:03:44 - PLOT00:08:07 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS00:18:26 - BEST/WORST LINES00:24:10 - PLOTHOLES00:26:24 - SCORE00:28:33 - CLOSE
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