Episode 10 : Bed Runners, Buffet Wars & a Glass Bathroom Door

Mark and Paul are back from Portugal and somehow still recording like absolute professionals. Expect holiday debriefs, airport rage (why is it everyone’s first day on Earth?), a surprise “transfer” in a Volkswagen Polo, and the chaos of Easter weekend travel. They deep dive into their Carvoeiro trip: vineyard tasting menu, a two-hour hike with the wrong shoes, pool day perfection, and loud hotel guests who fully ruined the vibe (yes, there was a slut drop). Plus: the iconic Stanley Cup self-defence story, Paul’s shock decision to live out of a suitcase, and a hotel-themed Glow Up or Blow Up on bed runners, mini toiletries, check-in times, glass bathroom doors, scented lobbies and room service.